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Neanderthal’s Quest for Fuel

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I know that sky-high gas prices have got us all in a tizzy, but this guy seriously has to relax. We were pulling around to the gas station at the Costco in Burbank and stopped at a stop sign in the [...]

Ever Heard of Taking Turns?

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First off, allow me to apologize for the sporadic posts. We just moved to another neighborhood, so it’s been taking a while to get settled. But keep sending those submissions! Don’t worry, we will get to them all in [...]

Near Collisions with Irrational Impatient Drivers

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Even though Southern California is supposed to be “laid back”, this attitude does not apply to our drivers.  By sheer virtue of the fact that our streets seem to get more crowded as we approach the late spring and summer months, Los [...]

How Many Violations Can You Amass in 5 Blocks?

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Blondes are on a roll.  Here’s another snooty-looking brunette in a Nissan SUV that was tailgating me all along Laurel Terrace Dr. during rush hour.  Apparently, taking a seldom used shortcut wasn’t enough for this girl who couldn’t grasp the concept of [...]

I’ll Take Stop Signs for $800, Alex

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OK, seriously, how dense can you be to follow the car in front of you when you don’t have clearance to cross the intersection and your direction of travel is governed by a stop sign.  I’m sorry, but you don’t have to [...]

Caught on Video Blowing through Stop Signs

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So this video was captured by one of our readers and contributors in Lake Elsinore. It was taken on March 17, 2008, at 7:08 p.m. and shows a white sedan blowing through a stop sign out well out of turn at [...]

Look Where You’re Going, Chatter-Monkey

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ARRGH, look at the road and not just the car directly in front of you, you freakin’ idiot!   I’m sorry, but if you can’t learn how to be observant of everything around you while you’re talking on your cell phone, drop [...]

Young and Restless

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I got a comment today regarding yesterday’s post that said, “Who cares?” I would’ve approved it, but the person who submitted the fake email and name dropped the F bomb four different times. As much as I would like to [...]

Beware of Big, Black Cadillac

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Happy Thanksgiving! I’m particularly thankful for the fact that L.A. surface streets are not nearly as crowded during Thanksgiving because so many people have gone back to visit friends and family in their hometowns. However, you still have drivers [...]

Teaching ‘Em While They’re Young

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The ratings reflect both this post and the one that was submitted to me today without a photo by a reader. I’m still a young guy who isn’t even 30, so I remember how it felt to be an invincible prick [...]