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Old Senile Relic Doesn’t Know How to Lock His Vehicle

Idiocy Meter   Asshole Meter   Listen, I don’t have a problem with old people driving, as long as they can show that they have the physical aptitude and mental acuity necessary to drive safely. For those of you who have been following this blog for years, you know that I’m a strong advocate for [...]

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Clueless Grandpa Pulling a Split Second Exit

Idiocy Meter      Asshole Meter      The old, borderline senior driving this shizzy Dodge Grand Caravan (license plate 5HYX) is a perfect example of the litany of oblivious driving that complements the aggressive assholes in this town. We were driving on the 101 Fwy N heading toward the 405 Fwy interchange. This clueless fool [...]

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Oblivious Senior Drives into Pedestrian Only Area in Parking Structure

Idiocy Meter      Asshole Meter     Remember that catastrophic Santa Monica farmer’s market incident, where a really old senior citizen plowed through the market in his car, killing a few pedestrians along the way? Well, I suppose we have to be thankful that this  pedestrian walking area at the Sherman Oaks Galleria is small enough [...]

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Tales from a Firefighter (and Another Boring Rain Photo)

Idiocy Meter     Asshole Meter    This was taken a few days ago during Monday’s heavy rain. The old native guy driving this Toyota Avalon (license plate 4VDS) was by no means the only one driving on the roads without his head and taillights on, but there you have it. This was on Burbank Blvd. [...]

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A Slew of Angry Seniors

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter I consistently see bad driver patterns come in waves, and this most recent wave consists of selfish, arrogant blue-haired denizens of Los Angeles. Though I wasn’t able to get a photo of it today, I was nearing my Wilshire Blvd West exit on the 405 South today and was in the [...]

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