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Ignoring Signs and Nearly Hitting Me in the Process

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The old borderline senior citizen driving this VW Passat perfectly illustrated why it sucks to drive in this town.  I took this photo at the Trader Joe’s in Toluca Lake.  First of all, the fairly small parking lot was about half empty, [...]

The Archetype of Grumpy Old Men in Caddy

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This angry, geriatric piece of horse sh*t gets fast-tracked to today’s post.  I see fungi like this driving around the west side all the time, but it’s been awhile since I encountered a prick this bad in the Valley.  I was traveling [...]

Another Impatient Senior Soon to Join Our Ranks

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How many sideswipe near-misses do you need in one long city block for you to get the message that you just suck as a driver?  How about 3?  The borderline senior citizen in his late 50’s/early 60’s in this silver Mercedes CLK [...]

Remove the Handicap Placard While Driving

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The senile nitwit driving this older model Honda Accord gave me the perfect opportunity to remind people that you are not supposed to drive around with a handicap placard hanging from your rearview mirror.  Folks, only take out the placard when you park [...]

Forecast for December: Spike in Aggressive Seniors

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You know what I’ve been seeing a lot of lately?  Old aggressive drivers–men and women alike.  And when I say old, I mean old…relic old.  Usually when I see mummies behind the wheel, they’re like the weaving, erratic grandpa with cataract sunglasses [...]