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Back in 2006 when I decided to create this blog, one of my colleagues at the time gave me this by Bruce Eric Kaplan. Since I have a story to share today that really typifies the synergy of L.A.’s idiotic and [...]
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We came across this paranoid dude in a silver Audi with a black trunk who looked like he was tripping on bad hash on Santa Monica in West L.A., just off the 405 freeway. We were sitting at a red light [...]
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I first noticed this ugly, frizzy-haired, non-signaling biatch in her 40’s driving behind us in this Ford Explorer Sport Trac XLT on Little Santa Monica when she attempted to get into the left turn only lane by Beverly Dr. ahead of us [...]
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Oh really? Seriously? Do people like you honestly exist? The girl driving this Toyota Prius has to be one of the dimmest drivers I’ve encountered in awhile. Let me ask you all something: when you’re trying to make a [...]
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So, I’m an idiot for not reading the FAQ of the new cell phone law more carefully. Upon more careful examination, it would appear that the information provided in a recent Daily News article is correct:
“While drivers can’t hold a phone [...]
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You know how I’ve said that Escalade and Mustang drivers seem to be the worst? Well, you might want to add Ford F-150 drivers in there as well. For some reason, I’ve been encountering more and more thick-skulled assholes driving [...]
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What a self-entitled, egocentric prick. This guy in his purple shirt, pinstripe suit, and Mercedes SL500 convertible with vanity plates typifies everything I hate about stereotypical Beverly Hills. This asshole, who is clearly suffering from a mid-life crisis, felt that his wealth [...]
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Boy, is this not a good week for senior citizens. This crotchety old bugger in a Mercedes was impatiently weaving and tailgating all along Burton Way and nearly collided into a red Toyota in the process. It’s a good thing for him [...]
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So I’m walking to my car to see if my tires have been marked for a potential 2-hour parking violation in Beverly Hills down that narrow one-way alley where I work. As many of you already know, this alley (just south of [...]
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Before I talk about this post, I’d like to say that today my car was involved in a very minor hit-and-run in Beverly Hills. I was parked along the side of the street on Charleville when a lady in a blue Audi [...]
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