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Angry Native Dumbass in Ford Expedition

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The aggressive jackass driving this old dark green Ford Expedition is another clueless native (license plate 3VWH) who seems to have a difficult time grasping the concept of heavy traffic.  We were on the 5 Fwy N coming back from Disneyland when [...]

The Archetype of Grumpy Old Men in Caddy

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This angry, geriatric piece of horse sh*t gets fast-tracked to today’s post.  I see fungi like this driving around the west side all the time, but it’s been awhile since I encountered a prick this bad in the Valley.  I was traveling [...]

Angry, Clueless Blonde in Civic

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Here’s another Honda Civic that needs to be stripped down for parts.  Seriously, someone get this angry bitch off the road.  This impatient blonde dingbat would not quit riding my ass on Magnolia in N. Hollywood.  She wasn’t even hot, which would [...]

Hollywood Freeway Ranked as America’s Worst Commute

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So our friends at The Daily Beast recently did a story on America’s 75 Worst Commutes.  It comes as no surprise to me that the Hollywood Freeway is ranked as the country’s worst commute.  Here’s an excerpt:
#1, Hollywood Freeway, Los Angeles
Weekly hours [...]

Morons Tailgating and Speeding in Heavy Rain

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So we should have pretty good weather this week, aside from Tuesday.  That’s good news, because I could certainly use a respite from aggressive, speeding morons who’ve never heard of hydroplaning.  These photos were taken on the I-5 North near [...]