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Racism and Road Blindness in L.A.

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Before I go into today’s post, I wanted to share a story with you all. My wife and I were taking an evening walk with our son around Toluca Lake this evening and were walking on the sidewalk. We always slow down and make sure that it’s safe to cross in [...]

Pathetic Valley Punk in Corolla

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Aiite there, punk…you go on with yo’ bad self in yo’ Toyota Corolla.  Apparently, he likes the feel of the wind bristling his armpit hair, since he opted to dangle his arm out the window instead of signaling while his car was moving.  I was driving along Magnolia in Sherman Oaks [...]

Clueless Aggressive Troll in Mercedes

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Yes, I know you can hardly see the car circled in the picture.  Regardless, if you happen to come across a punk in his late 20s/early 30s with dark gelled hair who drives a white Mercedes (license plate starts with a 6) like a hunched over senior citizen grabbing the wheel [...]

Arrogant Punk in Ford Roadblock, I Mean F-150

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter We’ve all been guilty of “blocking the box” from time to time. Maybe we had a momentary lapse of concentration and didn’t realize that traffic ahead of us hadn’t moved enough for us to proceed forward and clear the intersection. In this particular rush hour scenario in Brentwood on Wilshire Blvd. [...]

Dumb Lane-Violating Punk in Jaguar

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Traffic was moving nicely on the 405 Fwy S this past holiday weekend, for which any normal person would be thankful.  However, we came upon this dumb-looking punk with a baseball cap and a cheesy mustache in his off-white Jaguar XF (no plates) was impatiently tailgating any car in front of [...]