L.A. Can't Drive

Idiocy Meter   Asshole Meter   This one is short, sweet, and to the point. Lane violations in Los Angeles are as common as jaywalking in New York City. Furthermore, people who blatantly ignore lane markings and designations most likely have a serious rap sheet of other traffic-related transgressions. This particular jackass in a Honda [...]

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Idiocy Meter   Asshole Meter When I’m driving home from daycare with my two kids in the car, what don’t I like encountering on the commute home? Road raging, swollen prostated assholes like this senior in his GMC Yukon (license plate 5RFA) that was threatening to careen into my rear bumper while we were heading [...]

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Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter     Clearly UCSB isn’t exactly graduating the brightest students these days. This UCSB grad (he had a sticker) in a Ford Explorer Sport (license plate 4LIN) was traveling north on Sepulveda along with other early afternoon rush hour commuters. Fortunately, traffic was moving along pretty nicely, though clearly still not [...]

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Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter   Every year without fail, as the weather gets warmer, the assholes start pouring out on our roads in full force. The selfish prick in the silver SUV way in the distance had no qualms creating a 4-vehicle jam in the #4 through lane on the 101 Fwy North near the [...]

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Idiocy Meter   Asshole Meter Here we go again…another tunnel-visioned road rager on our freeways. We were traveling on the 101 South during the golden window of light traffic at around 12:30 in the afternoon. Cars were moving along nicely at 70+ mph, and you would think that the native driving this dark green Toyota [...]

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