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Old Senile Relic Doesn’t Know How to Lock His Vehicle

Idiocy Meter   Asshole Meter   Listen, I don’t have a problem with old people driving, as long as they can show that they have the physical aptitude and mental acuity necessary to drive safely. For those of you who have been following this blog for years, you know that I’m a strong advocate for [...]

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Oblivious Senior Drives into Pedestrian Only Area in Parking Structure

Idiocy Meter      Asshole Meter     Remember that catastrophic Santa Monica farmer’s market incident, where a really old senior citizen plowed through the market in his car, killing a few pedestrians along the way? Well, I suppose we have to be thankful that this  pedestrian walking area at the Sherman Oaks Galleria is small enough [...]

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Pri-ass Strikes Again

Idiocy Meter      Asshole Meter    Alas, I have to apologize once again for my sporadic posts. I have officially lost track of what day it is, since I’m essentially up all the time with a newborn in the house. Anyway, I’ve often heard Priuses affectionately called Priasses in L.A. Owners like the one driving [...]

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Obstinate Stubborn Lady in Ford Explorer

Idiocy Meter    Asshole Meter    So here is a rare instance where we’ve actually built up some data on a particular driver who is routinely violating parking regulations by our favorite red hydrant in Santa Clarita by Jakes Way and Eleanor Circle. As our submitter in the area reports, some people never learn as [...]

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Lazy Parker Fiending for Taco Bell Diagonally Parks Across Three Lanes

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter I was on the radio a bit this morning for Patti Neighmond’s NPR piece on Road Rage. We got a lot of great new comments and submissions for the site. Remember, stories don’t have to have photos. Just vent to us, and we’ll post it. The above ratings only apply to [...]

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