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Yes, folks, size is everything. This is what I mean: Here’s a submission regarding another poor parking job. With vehicles getting larger and larger and parking spaces more or less staying the same size (how many townships or mall parking [...]
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When I got this submission, I nearly snorted my coffee out of my nose. When the tearing stopped, I zoomed in to see if “asshole!” was actually written on this person’s bumper (using lipstick, I think). Looked real to me! [...]
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This particular post might seem a little boring, because this guy was just a typical asshole how was aggressively weaving, speeding, and tailgating all along Barham in Burbank. However, the intensity of his anal-fissured driving is what was remarkable. Alas, [...]
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Uh, hey there, Ms. Xterra….I’m sorry, but…this is just not working out. I’m feeling completely stifled, and you’re constantly invading my personal space. It’s not me, it’s you…sorry, but you want me to be honest with you, right? I [...]
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I’ve been getting quite a few “L.A. Can’t Park” submissions, so I’m starting a new category today for “Parking”. What better way to start out than this submission of a Ford F-series pickup truck:
“Here’s BONDO KING! There is a shortage [...]
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Though I happen to know a few great people who live in the Palazzo East, I have to say that I’ve had way too may bad encounters along Hauser with assholes who live in that apartment complex. I mean seriously, one [...]
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Today is going to be a gunshot post, because I just played a game of basketball for the first time in about 10 years (which is also the first time since I quit smoking), and I feel like my heart is about to explode. It’s fortunate that I got the three submissions below from [...]
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So this guy doesn’t have anything on the asshole meter because he knew exactly what he was doing, but he just didn’t give a sh*t. This was in the Collar and Leash parking lot, which is also the parking lot for The [...]
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Los Angelenos spend more time in their cars than any other citizen in the United States. That’s a fact. Further, despite the fact that there are so many yoga and tofu health fanatics in this town, people here will still get in [...]
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Bad driving is contagious, which is one reason why I think L.A. is consistently near the top of the list of U.S. cities with the worst drivers. Unfortunately, bad parking is also contagious. Look at these photos that [...]
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