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Two Looks at Clueless and Aggressive

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Talk about Saturday morning malaise. I first notice this lady driving her white Pontiac as she’s pulling out of a driveway off of Oak across from the Starbucks. She proceeded to cross the grassy median and then made a left [...]

Village Idiot in a Prius

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Oh really? Seriously? Do people like you honestly exist? The girl driving this Toyota Prius has to be one of the dimmest drivers I’ve encountered in awhile.  Let me ask you all something: when you’re trying to make a [...]

Beware of Lobotomized Driver of Geo Metro

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There were so many problems with this submission, I don’t know where to begin. My guess is that this guy was a drunk driver. If he was just clueless or lost, he was doing a pathetically poor job at driving [...]

Illegal U-Turn while Obstructing Traffic

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Who in their right mind tries to pull an illegal U-turn (commercial/multi-residential homes district) at the exact moment when cars going north on Gower approaches his vehicle?  This young punk with a shaved head and a baseball cap was parked along the right [...]

Another Prius Asshole

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And the Prius drivers of Los Angeles continue to make a horrible name for themselves, reinforcing a negative and misleading stereotype that drivers of hybrid cars are elitist, arrogant, and self-aggrandizing. Honestly, if you see a Prius driver in L.A., chances [...]

Like, Do I Make a Left or a Right?

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As the cold weather goes away in the warmer months, so do the brain cells in L.A.  No joke, as the average daily temperature increases, so does the number of our bad driving encounters.  Naturally, cloudy days with rain is the exception [...]

You Can’t Always Blame the Transplants

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This guy is a classic of example of a bad native driver.  He exhibited the typical malaise and carefree nature of a southern Californian behind the wheel.  This hick-looking tool was driving a really old Mazda with a license plate that started [...]

How Many Violations Can You Amass in 5 Blocks?

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Blondes are on a roll.  Here’s another snooty-looking brunette in a Nissan SUV that was tailgating me all along Laurel Terrace Dr. during rush hour.  Apparently, taking a seldom used shortcut wasn’t enough for this girl who couldn’t grasp the concept of [...]

I’ll Take Stop Signs for $800, Alex

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OK, seriously, how dense can you be to follow the car in front of you when you don’t have clearance to cross the intersection and your direction of travel is governed by a stop sign.  I’m sorry, but you don’t have to [...]

3 Assholes for the Price of 1

Today is going to be a gunshot post, because I just played a game of basketball for the first time in about 10 years (which is also the first time since I quit smoking), and I feel like my heart is about to explode. It’s fortunate that I got the three submissions below from [...]