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Aggressive Smoking Insecure Punk in Mustang

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This past weekend, a friend of mine got plowed by a speeding jackass in an Audi who ran a red light in N. Hollywood (Cahuenga and Camarillo).  Unfortunately, he may get screwed since he was clearing the intersection as the light turned [...]

Huge Littering Slug in Suburban

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There are two things you’re allowed to legally dispense from your vehicle in California–water and feathers.  Yes, feathers…I suppose the farm lobby is quite strong here.  I used to be a smoker, so I’ll admit to being guilty of ashing out of [...]

More Cell Phone Law Violating L.A. Natives

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Let me flip-flop here and say that this one is for the transplants.  Now before I talk about this clueless wench in her crappy maroon Kia Sedona minivan, let me talk about the moronic likely L.A. native (license plate started with a [...]

Oh, Our Lives in the Los Angeles Bubble

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An ongoing tirade of mine is how so many Angelenos go about their business with their heads stuck up their asses.  If you think New Yorkers are assholes, I can tell you that I’ve witnessed more Angelenos failing to hold the door [...]

Light Drive, Aggressive Drivers

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For Christmas this year, a very close family friend gave us a year’s membership to the Santa Barbara Zoo.  Today was a beautiful day, so we decided to head up there for the first time with our little boy.  We were making [...]