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One of our regulars wrote to me stating that we are long overdue for bad parking jobs. I wholeheartedly agree…here are a few submissions:
“So, I took these beauties this weekend during a visit to the Santa Barbara Zoo. More [...]
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Wow, can you say “traffic clusterfuck”? I took a picture of our nav display this past weekend showing total chaos due to one accident after another near the 10, 5, and 60 Fwys. Eventually, we got a kick out of pressing each icon and hearing the automated voice impassively declare the sorry state of our [...]
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The aggressive jackass driving this old dark green Ford Expedition is another clueless native (license plate 3VWH) who seems to have a difficult time grasping the concept of heavy traffic. We were on the 5 Fwy N coming back from Disneyland when [...]
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This past weekend, a friend of mine got plowed by a speeding jackass in an Audi who ran a red light in N. Hollywood (Cahuenga and Camarillo). Unfortunately, he may get screwed since he was clearing the intersection as the light turned [...]
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There are two things you’re allowed to legally dispense from your vehicle in California–water and feathers. Yes, feathers…I suppose the farm lobby is quite strong here. I used to be a smoker, so I’ll admit to being guilty of ashing out of [...]
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