Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter The old, borderline senior driving this shizzy Dodge Grand Caravan (license plate 5HYX) is a perfect example of the litany of oblivious driving that complements the aggressive assholes in this town. We were driving on the 101 Fwy N heading toward the 405 Fwy interchange. This clueless fool [...]
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Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter I have a story to share with all of you from one of our regular readers attached below. But before you read that, I need to share this photo of the lady driving this black, brand new Toyota minivan that we took today coming from the Topanga Plaza Mall. If it [...]
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Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter The likely native driving this old black Ford pickup truck (license plate 5X1) was cruising around with his driver’s side sideview mirror turned inwards. And since I don’t have a FAQ section yet, I will reiterate that I am aware that transplants to this state can buy used cars that have [...]
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Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter You’ve heard me talk about the juvenile “gangsta lean” behind the steering wheel. Well, senior citizens also stereotypically have a lean or slant while driving: hunched forward, chin below the shoulders, elbows bent with forearms resting on the horn, and hands grabbing the wheel at 11 and 1. Oh, and let’s [...]
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Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Here’s another moron in a Ford SUV. The short fat lady driving this red Ford arbitrarily pulled out of a parking space by the curb on Moorpark directly in front of my vehicle. The fact that she didn’t signal before merging is pretty common here, but pulling out into traffic without [...]
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