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Santa Barbara Can’t Drive

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My wife and I spent a day in Santa Barbara today and witnessed some pretty wacky driving.  However, on the whole from what we saw around State St. and on the surrounding freeways, Santa Barbara drivers drive much better than Los Angeles [...]

Jackhole in Frontier Nearly Causes 3-Car Collision

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Here’s a question: what shouldn’t you do while merging from one freeway to another?  How about switching lanes indiscriminately without signaling or checking for clearance?  Well, this moron in a Nissan Frontier did just that when he merged onto the 5 Fwy [...]

Pointless Juvenile Aggression

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This guy just oozed superficial arrogance in his convertible as he was barreling up behind me on Beverly in Beverly Hills. Right after you cross Sunset Blvd. going north, Beverly Dr. turns from two lanes into one, with clear signs indicating [...]

Moronic Merging Mishaps

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Learn how to merge, assnuts. The driver of this red piece of sh*t pickup truck with a hat (with what looked like three other people in the front seats alone) tried to merge onto the 5 Fwy South near the Carmenita [...]

Village Idiot in a Prius

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Oh really? Seriously? Do people like you honestly exist? The girl driving this Toyota Prius has to be one of the dimmest drivers I’ve encountered in awhile.  Let me ask you all something: when you’re trying to make a [...]

Beware of Lobotomized Driver of Geo Metro

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There were so many problems with this submission, I don’t know where to begin. My guess is that this guy was a drunk driver. If he was just clueless or lost, he was doing a pathetically poor job at driving [...]

Ever Heard of Taking Turns?

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First off, allow me to apologize for the sporadic posts. We just moved to another neighborhood, so it’s been taking a while to get settled. But keep sending those submissions! Don’t worry, we will get to them all in [...]

Impatient Tool Nearly Collides into Municipal Bus

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When you’re on Fairfax right around Pico, going north or south, the road temporarily widens into two through lanes before converging back into one.  I’m guess that the theory behind such a brief expanse of roadway is to facilitate traffic flow and [...]

Ever Heard of Taking Turns?

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In most civilized neighborhoods, when two lanes converge into one, drivers in both lanes usually take turns letting the driver next to them move in front before moving forward themselves.  Unfortunately, since L.A. is plagued with so many drivers that have such [...]

Makeup a Better Reason Why You Hit that Car

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In some states, you are required by law to turn on your headlights if it’s raining, regardless of the time of day. Unfortunately, California is not one of these states. Now if you combine these visibility issues with [...]