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Another Impatient Senior Soon to Join Our Ranks

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How many sideswipe near-misses do you need in one long city block for you to get the message that you just suck as a driver?  How about 3?  The borderline senior citizen in his late 50’s/early 60’s in this silver Mercedes CLK [...]

More Cell Phone Law Violating L.A. Natives

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Let me flip-flop here and say that this one is for the transplants.  Now before I talk about this clueless wench in her crappy maroon Kia Sedona minivan, let me talk about the moronic likely L.A. native (license plate started with a [...]

Look Before You Leap, People

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Here’s one for the native Los Angelenos….  This short brunette transplant (who couldn’t stop playing with her hair) in her white Mercedes C240 with Connecticut plates blindly peeled out of a driveway on Tyrone (Beverly Glen turns into Tyrone north of Ventura), [...]

Classic Valley Brat in Daddy’s Mercedes

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The Valley brat driving this Mercedes CLK 350 daddy bought her in Arcadia (re: license plate frame) is a selfish, unapologetic twat who feels that driving like a selfish, aggressive asshole is her given right as an Angeleno.  Hell, she probably doesn’t [...]

Bonus Asshole Features for Luxury Vehicles in the L.A. Market

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I never knew this, but apparently if you purchase a Mercedes SLK 280 in Los Angeles, you never have to signal or check your blind spots while changing lanes.  The turn signals aren’t really lights, but rather are ultra-realistic decals, allowing you [...]