L.A. Can't Drive

Idiocy Meter    Asshole Meter   This submission doesn’t have a photo, but it’s certainly worth mentioning: “I was just almost sideswiped by some stupid bitch driving a sedan (License plate 4K*****) on Artesia near Hawthorne. This twat thought it was perfectly acceptable to hit my car when changing lanes, instead of checking her mirrors. [...]

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Idiocy Meter   Asshole Meter     There are way too many assholes in this town who drive big ass pickup trucks for no other reason than to compensate for an inferiority complex. This punk in his early 30s with a shaved head was no different. We were traveling down the single southbound lane on [...]

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Idiocy Meter   Asshole Meter     Here’s a serious toolbag going through a serious mid-life crisis. From the looks of his exasperated wife in the passenger seat, it appears as if he’s aggravating more than just fellow drivers on the road. He had short, dark, cropped hair and aviator sunglasses and was driving a [...]

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Angelyne almost hit my car last weekend on the 101 Freeway. It’s always fun to bump into a local celebrity (we saw her last at the Cost Plus World Market at the Grove a couple years ago), but not when doing so involves a high-speed collision. I’m withholding the asshole and idiocy meters this time [...]

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Idiocy Meter   Asshole Meter   This one is short, sweet, and to the point. Lane violations in Los Angeles are as common as jaywalking in New York City. Furthermore, people who blatantly ignore lane markings and designations most likely have a serious rap sheet of other traffic-related transgressions. This particular jackass in a Honda [...]

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