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Leapfrogging Wannabe Punk in Accord

Idiocy Meter     Asshole Meter      Some people just look the part of asshole driver. The punk with his straight-billed baseball cap (oh, I think the going lingo is “lid” now) and his wannabe I’m a douchebag lean behind the wheel was driving this shizzy Honda Accord (license plate 5TZK) in Sherman Oaks on Burbank [...]

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Illegal Leapfrogging Punk in Chevy HHR

Idiocy Meter   Asshole Meter     Sometime last year, the city screwed with the lanes on Wilshire Blvd. by Sepulveda and the 405 Fwy on/off-ramps in Brentwood. Previously, if you were going east toward the freeway in the #1 lane, you had the option of either going straight or making a left to go [...]

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Clueless Grandpa Pulling a Split Second Exit

Idiocy Meter      Asshole Meter      The old, borderline senior driving this shizzy Dodge Grand Caravan (license plate 5HYX) is a perfect example of the litany of oblivious driving that complements the aggressive assholes in this town. We were driving on the 101 Fwy N heading toward the 405 Fwy interchange. This clueless fool [...]

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Brand New Pickup Has Asshole Owner

Idiocy Meter   Asshole Meter    Well, this is just great. Another aggressive, impatient, arrogant piece of rat sh*t on our roads in a brand new, unplated pickup truck. I was driving home from picking up my son at daycare during evening rush hour. We were on Burbank Blvd. going west, where the street frequently [...]

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Too Impatient to Wait a Few Hundred Feet

Idiocy Meter      Asshole Meter      The impatient driver of this Jeep Liberty (license plate 5LRC) felt that he had the “freedom” to cross over double yellow lines into the carpool lane from the #1 lane on the 210 Fwy E. Sorry for the horrible pun, but I am sleep-deprived, and so corny jokes really [...]

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