Intersection | L.A. Can't Drive - Part 2

Read Signs Much? No Turn On Red, Moron

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter   For every aggressive assnut in this town, there’s a lobotomized driver with the observation skills of a slug. I didn’t recognize the make or model of this SUV (license plate 6UEX) that was in front of me as we exited the 405 Fwy S by Sunset Blvd. For those of [...]

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Road Raging Old Relic in GMC

Idiocy Meter   Asshole Meter When I’m driving home from daycare with my two kids in the car, what don’t I like encountering on the commute home? Road raging, swollen prostated assholes like this senior in his GMC Yukon (license plate 5RFA) that was threatening to careen into my rear bumper while we were heading [...]

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Aggressive Unapologetic Punk Almost Hits Pedestrian

Idiocy Meter      Asshole Meter      Irrational, aggressive behavior fueled by self-entitlement begets classic L.A. assholes like the one in this Chevy. Here’s a submission I received today: “I was at a 4-way stop sign and was crossing the road approximately 3.40 pm on a bright sunny day. When I was crossing, an idiot driving [...]

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Private School Brat Runs a Red Light to Net 50 Feet

Idiocy Meter   Asshole Meter   This kid’s dad might want to think twice about having given his son a Range Rover (license plate 6PIV). This little speeding, tailgating punk just screamed private school brat. He’s a proud 2012 graduating senior, though, which one could gather from the large inscription written in red soap across [...]

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Leapfrogging Wannabe Punk in Accord

Idiocy Meter     Asshole Meter      Some people just look the part of asshole driver. The punk with his straight-billed baseball cap (oh, I think the going lingo is “lid” now) and his wannabe I’m a douchebag lean behind the wheel was driving this shizzy Honda Accord (license plate 5TZK) in Sherman Oaks on Burbank [...]

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