Impatient | L.A. Can't Drive - Part 2

Road Raging Dumbass in an Avalon

Idiocy Meter   Asshole Meter Here we go again…another tunnel-visioned road rager on our freeways. We were traveling on the 101 South during the golden window of light traffic at around 12:30 in the afternoon. Cars were moving along nicely at 70+ mph, and you would think that the native driving this dark green Toyota [...]

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Congested Freeways and Another Rear-Ender

Idiocy Meter   Asshole Meter   I got rear-ended today…again…fourth time in five years. No, not by the juvenile punk in this bubble gum blue Nissan Sentra (we’ll get to that). I was coming back to the Valley with my friend during afternoon rush hour. We were on Sepulveda going north stopped in heavy traffic. [...]

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Another Aggressive Road Rager in Infiniti

Idiocy Meter   Asshole Meter   Maybe the assholes are smelling spring in the air and are ready to breed with other pricks because they have been out in full force. The road-raging jackass in this Infiniti (license plate 6JQT) was erratically zigzagging back and forth on Burbank Blvd. going east in post-morning rush hour [...]

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Bumper-Humping Fool in Buick Regal

Idiocy Meter   Asshole Meter   Here’s an impatient, bumper-humping native who doesn’t understand the concept of afternoon rush hour. Either that, or he’s been here so long that he’s simply fed up with the exponential increase in traffic over the years. Never mind the fact that we were all traveling against traffic going east [...]

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Ms. McNasty in BMW 530i Blatantly Cuts a Line of Cars at Costco

Idiocy Meter      Asshole Meter      This ugly bitch and her awful attitude got bumped up to today’s post. I didn’t even bother blurring out her face because, frankly, she was so ugly you could even mistaken her for being a man. OK, why am I being so harsh on the looks? Well, sometimes you [...]

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