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Brunette in Honda Screams Horrible L.A. Stereotype

Idiocy Meter     Asshole Meter      Here’s another L.A. stereotype: a texting, tailgating, speeding, non-signaling whore with a vanity plate. Her vanity plate said something along the lines of “it fits the both of us”, and she’s driving a Honda Fit. Oh. How clever. Then again, maybe it was pretty clever for someone whose bulb [...]

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Leapfrogging Wannabe Punk in Accord

Idiocy Meter     Asshole Meter      Some people just look the part of asshole driver. The punk with his straight-billed baseball cap (oh, I think the going lingo is “lid” now) and his wannabe I’m a douchebag lean behind the wheel was driving this shizzy Honda Accord (license plate 5TZK) in Sherman Oaks on Burbank [...]

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Inattentive, Aggressive Lady in Lexus SUV

Idiocy Meter    Asshole Meter   The ugly, aggressive biznatch in her 40s driving this Lexus SUV (license plate 6EJF) really needed to hang up the cell phone she was holding in her hand and pay attention to road conditions around her. We were traveling north on Beverly Glen during the thick of evening rush [...]

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Clueless Tailgating Transplant Still Doesn’t Know CA Driving Laws

Idiocy Meter      Asshole Meter      Alright people…if you move to California, you have an obligation to pick up that flimsy little driver’s handbook and learn the laws and regulations concerning this state. It’s not exactly heavy reading, and you can easily flip through it while you’re waiting to speak with someone at the [...]

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Brand New Pickup Has Asshole Owner

Idiocy Meter   Asshole Meter    Well, this is just great. Another aggressive, impatient, arrogant piece of rat sh*t on our roads in a brand new, unplated pickup truck. I was driving home from picking up my son at daycare during evening rush hour. We were on Burbank Blvd. going west, where the street frequently [...]

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