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When you’re driving around on much roomier Valley streets, the number of cars cruising around at night without headlights on really jumps out at you. Most of us know that there are certain driving basics in play whenever you get behind [...]
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OK, so if I had initially known this guy was as crazy and cracked out as he eventually revealed, I would have reported him to the police. Alas, he drove away too quickly for us to get down his info. [...]
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Wow, the idiots out today! Seriously, it boggles my mind why so many drivers just can’t grasp that others drivers share the road with them. I was coming back from a class I was taking in Beverly Hills, driving north [...]
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Here we go, yet another Prius driver who doesn’t have a clue about how to drive. I wish Angelenos will one day stop treating the Prius as an “image” car, because people here who tend to buy things because they’re trendy, [...]
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Back in 2006 when I decided to create this blog, one of my colleagues at the time gave me this by Bruce Eric Kaplan. Since I have a story to share today that really typifies the synergy of L.A.’s idiotic and [...]
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Learn how to merge, assnuts. The driver of this red piece of sh*t pickup truck with a hat (with what looked like three other people in the front seats alone) tried to merge onto the 5 Fwy South near the Carmenita [...]
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We were traveling south on the I-5 to Disneyland to check out the new Toy Story ride (totally awesome, by the way, though it looked like everyone was choking the chicken in this interactive 3-D shooter ) and encountered this road raging [...]
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We came across this paranoid dude in a silver Audi with a black trunk who looked like he was tripping on bad hash on Santa Monica in West L.A., just off the 405 freeway. We were sitting at a red light [...]
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I first noticed this ugly, frizzy-haired, non-signaling biatch in her 40’s driving behind us in this Ford Explorer Sport Trac XLT on Little Santa Monica when she attempted to get into the left turn only lane by Beverly Dr. ahead of us [...]
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Why do so many drivers in L.A. act as if no one ever drives behind them? Case in point: the tool driving this yellow Mustang (another sucky Mustang driver) with black skunk stripes almost came to a full stop in the [...]
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