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Honking, Tailgating, Impatient Gravel Hauler

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter This one really got my goat.  OK, no I don’t own any farm animals, but I’ve always wanted to use that expression in something I’ve written.  So there we are.  This was taken sometime last week on the 101 Fwy South.  We were cruising along in traffic that was moving quite [...]

The Archetype of Grumpy Old Men in Caddy

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter This angry, geriatric piece of horse sh*t gets fast-tracked to today’s post.  I see fungi like this driving around the west side all the time, but it’s been awhile since I encountered a prick this bad in the Valley.  I was traveling east on Camarillo taking my son home from his [...]

I’ll Take 2 Douchebags in SUVs and 1 Moron in a Bimmer, Please

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter I have two submissions for you today–the first goes with this photo: “This morning (10/16/09)  I was in the left turn lane on Fairfax at the intersection of San Vicente Blvd. A big truck, the Bluebird truck you see in the picture, was in front of me.  A couple of cars [...]

Angry and Delusional Senior in Dented Suburban

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Here’s another senior citizen who should lose his license–aggressive and delusional.  This photo was taken under the 405 Fwy overpass just before the 405 Fwy North on-ramp on Wilshire in Brentwood.  I saw the old fart driving this GMC Suburban impatiently and erratically weaving–never signaling–between the three eastbound lanes on Wilshire [...]

Pointless Aggressive Driving from Senior in Company Minivan

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter It’s been a really long time since I’ve taken a photo of someone “scooching”, but you can be certain that it still happens all the time in sunny Los Angeles.  The old fart with a handlebar mustache in this Chrysler Town & Country minivan was in such such a rush to [...]