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Boorish Half-Wit in Caravan Can’t Read Lane Markings

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter What’s worse than an aggressive asswipe? An aggressive asswipe who’s also an imbecile. My family and I were exiting the 101 Fwy North at Van Nuys in Sherman Oaks and were in the left of two left-turn lanes at the base of the off-ramp at the light. This bald, middle-aged, mustached jackass [...]

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Jackass in Jetta Needs a Chill Pill

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Wow, can we say total fat dick with a bushy goatee?  This impatient, dumbass in his 30s clearly needs to find a better way to get over his frustrations with a rush hour commute.  First off, all this happened during early rush hour at best–it wasn’t even 5 p.m.  However, this [...]

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Honking Hypocrite in Brown Lemon

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter I don’t know the make or model of this old bronzerrhea-colored sedan, but I know that the bitchy lady wearing the shmata was much too young to be the original owner of this vehicle (license plate 2RLV). Maybe she’s a transplant who bought a really shizzy used car or was driving [...]

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Honking, Tailgating, Impatient Gravel Hauler

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter This one really got my goat.  OK, no I don’t own any farm animals, but I’ve always wanted to use that expression in something I’ve written.  So there we are.  This was taken sometime last week on the 101 Fwy South.  We were cruising along in traffic that was moving quite [...]

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The Archetype of Grumpy Old Men in Caddy

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter This angry, geriatric piece of horse sh*t gets fast-tracked to today’s post.  I see fungi like this driving around the west side all the time, but it’s been awhile since I encountered a prick this bad in the Valley.  I was traveling east on Camarillo taking my son home from his [...]

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