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Village Idiot in a Prius

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Oh really? Seriously? Do people like you honestly exist? The girl driving this Toyota Prius has to be one of the dimmest drivers I’ve encountered in awhile.  Let me ask you all something: when you’re trying to make a [...]

Heatwave = Prickwave

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You know how I’ve said that Escalade and Mustang drivers seem to be the worst? Well, you might want to add Ford F-150 drivers in there as well. For some reason, I’ve been encountering more and more thick-skulled assholes driving [...]

Dodge Ram Almost Rams Cyclist

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What do you do if you buy a brand new Dodge Ram?  Well, if you’re this guy, my guess is that you drive around like a prick to see how quickly you can wreck your brand new pickup (and the vehicle of [...]

Tricked Out Pickup Nearly Mows Down Fellow Driver

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Some people own large vehicles because of what they do–plumbers, window treatment specialists, construction workers, etc. Others buy them because they have small penises and were towel-whipped one too many times in their high school locker rooms while growing up. [...]

L.A. Can’t Find His Car???

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Full marks for idiocy!  We were leaving the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood after having some drinks with friends and came across this guy who was so drunk off his rocker that he was talking to himself while trying to find his car.  [...]

It’s Dark, It’s Raining - Where Are Your Headlights?

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It amazes me that we’re closing in on the 3-year anniversary of the “headlights on while raining” law in California, and yet 2 out of every 3 cars on the road today in L.A. were driving around with headlights off and windshield [...]

Illegal U-Turn while Obstructing Traffic

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Who in their right mind tries to pull an illegal U-turn (commercial/multi-residential homes district) at the exact moment when cars going north on Gower approaches his vehicle?  This young punk with a shaved head and a baseball cap was parked along the right [...]

Who Tailgates a Police Officer?

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You have to be one delusional, egotistical asshole or a royal, lobotomized idiot to tailgate a police car.  Yes, a police car.  My wife took this picture traveling up Highland.  Notice how close the green car is to the cop car ahead [...]

Near Collisions with Irrational Impatient Drivers

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Even though Southern California is supposed to be “laid back”, this attitude does not apply to our drivers.  By sheer virtue of the fact that our streets seem to get more crowded as we approach the late spring and summer months, Los [...]

Auto Collision with a House

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Somehow…..this car ran into the fence of this house.  This happened near the intersection of La Brea and Franklin.  Based on the damage I saw, my guess is that there was some collision to the side of this car as it was [...]