Hollywood | L.A. Can't Drive

Aggressive Arm Danglers Never Signal

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter I went through my archives and found this photo taken on Melrose in Hollywood a couple months ago. Someone wrote to me the other day asking what was up with all these punks dangling their arms out their windows like limp dicks while they drive. That doesn’t really bother me as [...]

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Texting with Both Hands on the Freeway

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter So many people are blatantly violating the no-texting law and the law that states that you are not allowed to have headphones in both your ears unless you’re hearing impaired that either law enforcement is not enforcing these violations or they may not even be aware of the existence of the [...]

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Both Driver and Passenger Texting Away

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Distracted Driver Month is over, and I’m curious to hear how many people were actually cited for hands-free cell phone and texting violations. It’s bad enough that we have an entire city of people who blatantly ignore this law because it’s an inconvenience to how they would like to spend their [...]

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Transplant in Ford Texting While Steering with Her Knees

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter I pick on Angelenos a lot for texting and driving, not only because it’s illegal and extremely unsafe but because we spend so many more hours behind the wheel than anyone else in the country.  We need to concentrate on driving safely and defensively more than the average citizen because of [...]

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Selfish, Senseless Merging Habits

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter This likely native in an old Toyota Corolla (license plate 4KDY) seems to have gotten the asshole freeway merging tactic down to a tee.  I was traveling on the 101 Fwy N. during rush hour near the Gower off-ramp.  First of all, I can’t stand the multitude of freeway on-ramps and [...]

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