Erratic | L.A. Can't Drive

New California Booster Law in Effect on January 1, 2012

Idiocy Meter      Asshole Meter     There is a new California booster law going in effect on January 1, 2012, which states that children under 8 or children under 4 feet 9 inches in height (including children 8 or older) must be buckled into a booster seat in the back seat. Previously, the booster law [...]

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Impatient Weaving Punk in Toyota Corolla

Idiocy Meter     Asshole Meter     Yo, bro, go on trollin’ the streets with yo’ hard self and yo’ bad ass Corolla (license plate 6MWX). This gym rat in his late 20′s/early 30′s was erratically zigzagging without signaling along Victory Blvd. during rush hour, trying to find the lane of least resistance. Yeah, good luck [...]

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Clueless Texting Lane-Weaving Native in Minivan

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter We saw this likely L.A.–or at least California–native (license plate 3PK) weaving in the #1 lane as we approached her from the carpool lane on the 405 Fwy South this past weekend. When we came alongside this faded green minivan, I saw this moronic brunette texting like gangbusters. First of all, [...]

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Road Raging Femme Fatale in Vanity Plated Ford SUV

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter I was talking on the phone today with a correspondent for NPR regarding a piece discussing road rage. So on a side note, if you have satellite radio, look out for my interview. I’ll let you know when it airs. Anyway, she asked if I personally saw any correlation between road [...]

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Aggressive Short Middle-Aged Lady in Huge Navigator

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Woooh, Nelly….Watch out for the short, squat, raging middle-aged brunette biatch in this Lincoln Navigator (license plate 4ZKV). This likely L.A. native is an accident waiting to happen, as she was steering this behemoth like a mad woman waving around a loaded gun in a crowded room. She was viciously and [...]

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