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Arrogant Prick in MINI Has a Death Wish

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Someone thinks he’s a stunt driver for The Italian Job.  Reality check, moron, you’re on the 5 Fwy North near Commerce Casino.  If you’re running away from anyone fast, it’s the pissed off Asian gambler you just slow-played at the Texas Hold’em table.  The photo is poor, but I circled a silver [...]

Pathetic Valley Punk in Corolla

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Aiite there, punk…you go on with yo’ bad self in yo’ Toyota Corolla.  Apparently, he likes the feel of the wind bristling his armpit hair, since he opted to dangle his arm out the window instead of signaling while his car was moving.  I was driving along Magnolia in Sherman Oaks [...]

Transplant in Ford Texting While Steering with Her Knees

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter I pick on Angelenos a lot for texting and driving, not only because it’s illegal and extremely unsafe but because we spend so many more hours behind the wheel than anyone else in the country.  We need to concentrate on driving safely and defensively more than the average citizen because of [...]

Clueless Aggressive Troll in Mercedes

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Yes, I know you can hardly see the car circled in the picture.  Regardless, if you happen to come across a punk in his late 20s/early 30s with dark gelled hair who drives a white Mercedes (license plate starts with a 6) like a hunched over senior citizen grabbing the wheel [...]

Aggressive Speeder Still Earning Her Stripes

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter So here’s a case where we didn’t catch up to a speeding, bitchy brunette in a Toyota (license plate 6HH). Why you ask? Well, she was basically gunning it at 85+ MPH when traffic around her was going around 70 to 75 in early afternoon traffic last Thursday on the 101 [...]