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Aggressive Smoking Insecure Punk in Mustang

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This past weekend, a friend of mine got plowed by a speeding jackass in an Audi who ran a red light in N. Hollywood (Cahuenga and Camarillo).  Unfortunately, he may get screwed since he was clearing the intersection as the light turned [...]

Pathetic, Aggressive Toolbag in Crappy Honda

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I’m always at a loss at the end of the Winter Olympics…so much to watch, so little time.  Anyway, I suppose it’s time to do my taxes now.  Now I don’t recall what was going on with the white sedan at the [...]

Angry, Clueless Blonde in Civic

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Here’s another Honda Civic that needs to be stripped down for parts.  Seriously, someone get this angry bitch off the road.  This impatient blonde dingbat would not quit riding my ass on Magnolia in N. Hollywood.  She wasn’t even hot, which would [...]

Another Impatient Senior Soon to Join Our Ranks

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How many sideswipe near-misses do you need in one long city block for you to get the message that you just suck as a driver?  How about 3?  The borderline senior citizen in his late 50’s/early 60’s in this silver Mercedes CLK [...]

Beware of Aggressive, Young, Straight-Haired, Brunette Posse

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For the past week, I’ve been encountering extremely aggressive brunette drivers in their early to mid-20’s.  To make things stranger, each girl I can remember has straight, shoulder-length hair.  This thin, long-faced brunette with sunglasses way too big for her face in a [...]