Egocentric | L.A. Can't Drive - Part 2

Parallel Park Much?

Idiocy Meter      Asshole Meter    Before I talk about the idiot in this Toyota minivan, allow me to give an honorable mention to the oblivious, toolbag in the Ford Edge that was driving behind me this afternoon on Moorpark. I was stopped at a red light in the #2 lane at Moorpark and Hazeltine [...]

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Leapfrogging Toolbag in Pickup Flips the Bird

Idiocy Meter   Asshole Meter     There are way too many assholes in this town who drive big ass pickup trucks for no other reason than to compensate for an inferiority complex. This punk in his early 30s with a shaved head was no different. We were traveling down the single southbound lane on [...]

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Road Raging Native in Dented Shizzy Sedan

Idiocy Meter   Asshole Meter     Here’s a serious toolbag going through a serious mid-life crisis. From the looks of his exasperated wife in the passenger seat, it appears as if he’s aggravating more than just fellow drivers on the road. He had short, dark, cropped hair and aviator sunglasses and was driving a [...]

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Read Signs Much? No Turn On Red, Moron

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter   For every aggressive assnut in this town, there’s a lobotomized driver with the observation skills of a slug. I didn’t recognize the make or model of this SUV (license plate 6UEX) that was in front of me as we exited the 405 Fwy S by Sunset Blvd. For those of [...]

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Road Raging Passenger Gets Out of Car

Idiocy Meter     Asshole Meter   We’ve all encountered raging assholes behind the wheel at one point or another, but how about an extremely irate passenger? Here’s a submission I received a few days ago on the subject: “Have you ever had a passenger get out of the car with road rage? Well, it [...]

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