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This Kid Shouldn’t Have a Driver’s License

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Wow, how the hell did this kid get his driver’s license?  First of all, shame on his parents for letting him drive this hulking Ford Expedition when he could barely stay in his lane all along Santa Monica.  More importantly, this kid [...]

I’ll Take Stop Signs for $800, Alex

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OK, seriously, how dense can you be to follow the car in front of you when you don’t have clearance to cross the intersection and your direction of travel is governed by a stop sign.  I’m sorry, but you don’t have to [...]

Driving by Braille–Lane-Challenged Motorist

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When people ask me if I think the hands-free cell phone law is going to make a Los Angelenos safe drivers, I answer “no”.  Without a doubt, Los Angeles drivers are by far the most distracted drivers I have ever encountered anywhere [...]

Whoa, Get a Clue Lady!

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So the person who submitted this photo traverses a lot of the same streets that I do, so I can completely relate with the asinine, selfish, and completely assholish behavior of the woman in this photo:
“Speaking of morons on the road, check [...]

Delusional Tool in Sherman Oaks

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Many of you know how I’ve consistently said that this town unfortunately attracts people of a certain personality type who just reinforce the negative stereotypes of Los Angeles.  It’s unfortunate, because truth be told, some of the nicest and genuine people I [...]

Psst, Your Kid’s Not Wearing a Seatbelt

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So this incident was both a little sad and annoying to witness at the same time. Here we have a loving father in a black Jaguar, likely long-time Angeleno resident (license plate started with a 4), with a happy daughter in [...]

Off-Roading at Another’s Expense

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So here’s another story from Lake Elsinore…perhaps it’s time to start a Riverside Can’t Drive site.  Though I don’t often post photos of collisions on this site, it doesn’t seem like anyone was seriously hurt, and I feel it’s important to [...]

This Isn’t a Private Road, Lady

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After coming back from the aggressive, weaving, non-signaling traffic of Europe, I figured that things couldn’t be so bad in L.A. with this fresh perspective, right?  Granted, we have bigger cars, but at least we have bigger roads to navigate in.  However, [...]

Makeup a Better Reason Why You Hit that Car

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In some states, you are required by law to turn on your headlights if it’s raining, regardless of the time of day. Unfortunately, California is not one of these states. Now if you combine these visibility issues with [...]

Watching a Video while Driving

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Here is a video submission I got from a fellow reader:”Here’s the vid I told you about earlier. This Explorer was drifting all over the road. I was on my way to work. It was in Valencia on Magic Mountain Pkwy [...]