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Leapfrogging Wannabe Punk in Accord

Idiocy Meter     Asshole Meter      Some people just look the part of asshole driver. The punk with his straight-billed baseball cap (oh, I think the going lingo is “lid” now) and his wannabe I’m a douchebag lean behind the wheel was driving this shizzy Honda Accord (license plate 5TZK) in Sherman Oaks on Burbank [...]

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Dodge Durango Rams a Pole in a Parking Lot

Exhibit A: Exhibit B: Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Sometimes the difference between a collision and safety is a matter of inches. The lady driving this Dodge Durango clearly has a screw loose. Get a load of this submission: “This lady just about t-boned me in a parking lot. As I was using the PROPER lane [...]

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Possible Hydroplaning Leads to Accident

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Here’s a submission the other day that had to deal with the aftermath of an accident: “I have no way of explaining what happened here. I was going east on Nordhoff to my job when I see this Mustang that had crashed on to the bus stop at Nordhoff & Reseda. [...]

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Classic Unobservant Aggressive Behavior

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter In the twelve years I was driving in the New York City metro area, I didn’t get into a single accident. I had a lot of close calls, but the drivers, though aggressive, are much more attentive than the drivers out here. In Los Angeles, we had two rear-enders in the [...]

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Pathetic Moron Insists on Leapfrogging on Empty Roads

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Driving was pretty easy on Monday during this 3-day holiday weekend. There weren’t too many cars on the road, yet for some reason, the city’s more aggressive drivers still felt a need to pad their fragile egos by driving like arrogant, impatient pricks. The moron in this piece of sh*t Scion [...]

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