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Clueless Aggressive Moron in Mercedes SUV

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Given the plethora and variety of awful drivers in this town, the driver of this Mercedes ML350 SUV (license plate 6FOZ) could have been either a clueless, inattentive moron or an apathetic, aggressive jackass.  I was traveling south on Beverly Glen from the Valley and was approaching Sunset.  At this juncture, [...]

Hydrant Obstructing, Bumper Tapping Sentra

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter So here’s an interesting twist to our favorite hydrant at Eleanor Circle and Jakes Way in Santa Clarita.  Get a load of this submission: “I come home from work at 5am and find this piece of sh*t Sentra parked against a neighbor’s Mustang.  To make it worse, this same car last [...]

San Francisco vs. Los Angeles – Redux

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter So we’re back from San Francisco, and it has been almost 2 years exactly since I last did a comparison between SF and LA.  We flew up there this time around and didn’t rent a car, so I was seeing everything from a pedestrian’s point-of-view.  Perhaps I was a bit kind [...]

Drunk, Arrogant Owner of Titan at Jakes Way

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter So we’re back at Jakes Way and Eleanor Circle in Santa Clarita, but there’s actually a story that goes along with this Nissan Titan: “Love this guy.  Arrogant as hell and has the truck tatted up with Pittsburgh Steelers stickers.  [He also has a vanity plate, no surprise there.]  He gets [...]

Punk in Scion Failing to Walk in Christ’s Footsteps

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter This punkish toolbag with a “Thumbs Up for Jesus” sticker on his rear windshield needs to think what his lord savior would think about his selfish, aggressive driving. I was traveling on Olive near the studios and was waiting behind a modest line of cars in a left-turn-only lane to Hollywood [...]