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More Parking Cockiness

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Yes, I do have photos that don’t have to do with parking, but we’re on a roll, so why not, right?  Alas, this one is not from “Awesome Town” (talk about a town reeking with desperation).  This submission of this Toyota Camry SE with vanity plates hails from Burbank and was [...]

Dogs Don’t Drive

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter So this is short and sweet, since I just saw Lost and have much to discuss and digest.  But I did want to share this driving stereotype.  Asian lady driving a BMW 325i with a Yorkshire Terrier on her lap.  I have seen more Yorkies and Pugs with driver’s licenses in [...]

Punk in Scion Failing to Walk in Christ’s Footsteps

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter This punkish toolbag with a “Thumbs Up for Jesus” sticker on his rear windshield needs to think what his lord savior would think about his selfish, aggressive driving. I was traveling on Olive near the studios and was waiting behind a modest line of cars in a left-turn-only lane to Hollywood [...]

Delusional Tool in Dark Green Bullitt

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter So this offense wasn’t so bad, but the asshole meter is high because quite simply people like this guy annoy me–a lot.  I was stopped in a left turn only lane at Verdugo and Olive, and what do I see to my right but a posturing, toolish jackass in a dark [...]

The Nation’s Least Knowledgeable Drivers

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter I recently came across this article about the latest GMAC Insurance National Driver’s Test for 2009.  The test, going on its fifth year, measures one’s basic knowledge of driving laws and rules of the road.  I know I’m a few months late covering this, but I thought I should share it [...]