BMW | L.A. Can't Drive - Part 2

Learn How to Double-Park Without Being a Dick

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter First off, I want to apologize in advance for sporadic posts and tardy approvals on comments from new users. My family and I just sold our home and are in the process of packing and moving. Now, without further ado, here’s a submission sent to me a few days ago: “This [...]

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A Single Clueless Angeleno Lookie Loo Causes Traffic Congestion

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter No matter where you are, lookie loos who dawdle by traffic accidents on the freeway exponentially increase the time it takes for us to commute to and from work. However, lookie loos in L.A. are particularly bad because of the below average awareness the typical Angeleno has for those around him [...]

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Texting, Weaving Punk in BMW on the Freeway

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter I think studies have shown that the average text-and-driver frequently looks away from the road for five seconds at a time.  I wonder how many of these morons would be willing to close their eyes for a good five seconds while driving on the freeway, since that’s essentially what they’re doing. [...]

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San Francisco vs. Los Angeles – Redux

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter So we’re back from San Francisco, and it has been almost 2 years exactly since I last did a comparison between SF and LA.  We flew up there this time around and didn’t rent a car, so I was seeing everything from a pedestrian’s point-of-view.  Perhaps I was a bit kind [...]

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Another Jackass Who Thinks Driving is a Game

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter It’s hard to see the circled BMW convertible in this photo, but I had to share.  I took this right when the light turned green and this selfish, arrogant piece of cow dung started to leapfrog over cars in the #2 lane by using the unmarked curb lane for parked vehicles. [...]

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