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San Francisco vs. Los Angeles – Redux

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter So we’re back from San Francisco, and it has been almost 2 years exactly since I last did a comparison between SF and LA.  We flew up there this time around and didn’t rent a car, so I was seeing everything from a pedestrian’s point-of-view.  Perhaps I was a bit kind [...]

Another Jackass Who Thinks Driving is a Game

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter It’s hard to see the circled BMW convertible in this photo, but I had to share.  I took this right when the light turned green and this selfish, arrogant piece of cow dung started to leapfrog over cars in the #2 lane by using the unmarked curb lane for parked vehicles. [...]

Dogs Don’t Drive

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter So this is short and sweet, since I just saw Lost and have much to discuss and digest.  But I did want to share this driving stereotype.  Asian lady driving a BMW 325i with a Yorkshire Terrier on her lap.  I have seen more Yorkies and Pugs with driver’s licenses in [...]

More Cell Phone Charades in Carpenteria

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Is it just me, or are we all seeing more and more drivers with earbuds in their ears?  Some are using them to chat on their cell phones, and others are using them to listen to music (I suppose they need total immersion with their tunes that car speakers can’t provide). [...]

Lame Stereotype in White BMW Convertible

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter OK, so the posturing jackass in this white BMW convertible screamed toolbag.  This guy was changing lanes so frequently on Wilshire in Brentwood during rush hour that I thought his arm was experiencing seizures.  Not only was he erratically cutting drivers off without signaling and viciously tailgating in the process, but [...]