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Another Sucky Cadillac Driver

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The driver of this brand new Cadillac clearly lacks the holiday spirit.  If anything, he was driving his new CUV (is that an SRX, people?) with reckless abandon, clearly taking advantage of the fact that he doesn’t have license plates on his [...]

Old, Arrogant “Canyonite” in Red Corolla

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This has to be the fifth driver I’ve seen who lives up Cherokee off of Coldwater Canyon who can’t drive for sh*t.  These arrogant pricks somehow feel entitled to own these roads in what I like to affectionately call “firetrap country”.  If [...]

Arrogant Toe Rag in Beetle Ignores Right-of-Way

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It seems like we’re on a roll with drivers who don’t seem to grasp or respect the concept of right-of-way.  Here’s a submission I got from a reader:
“While I was driving east on Melrose today, this asshole in his VW bug made [...]

Jackass Uses Freeway Shoulder as Passing Lane

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This punk (wannabe, perhaps, but maybe not) has been driving long enough (license plate starts with a “4″) in L.A. in his shizzy jizzy white Ford Explorer to know not to use the shoulder of the freeway as a passing lane.  We [...]

Mid-Life Crisis in a Green Jaguar

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Jaguar drivers are certainly on a roll, recently.  Here’s a balding assnut with a mid-life crisis in a moss green Jaguar going south on Coldwater.  First off, he was more concerned with posing in his convertible with his left elbow resting on [...]

Idiot Trophy Wife Attempts to Add to Today’s Accidents

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Some people just don’t get it.  Today was a horrible day for commuters, with a fire near the Getty Center by Sepulveda, crashes on the 101 Fwy, Sig Alerts on the 5 Fwy, etc.  Speaking of the 5, we were traveling southbound [...]

Jerkoff in Toyota 4Runner Ignores Multiple Laws and Regulations

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It’s certainly been awhile since I hammered in one of my oldest theories about L.A. drivers: if you see a driver with a broken or inoperable car light, chances are he or she is a bad driver.  Sure, the exceptions exist for [...]

When Will We Learn to Care?

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Someone recently wrote a comment: “One would think Los Angeles would have more good drivers, seeing as everyone basically drives everywhere…”  Here’s the thing: the adage practice makes perfect doesn’t apply in this scenario because the main issue is the average Angeleno’s [...]

Idiot Lane-Splits into Oncoming Traffic

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California is the only state where lane-splitting is legal.  Though my friends who love riding their bikes in this state will kill me for saying this, I think lane-splitting/lane-sharing should be illegal because there are too many idiots and assholes who either [...]

Self-Entitled Prick Ignores One-Way Street

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This photo is pretty self explanatory.  Here, you have a clear example of a self-entitled, arrogant prick in a BMW convertible that’s driving 25+ MPH the wrong way down a one-way street.  This fuc*head also came within inches of hitting me with [...]