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Inattentive, Aggressive Lady in Lexus SUV

Idiocy Meter    Asshole Meter   The ugly, aggressive biznatch in her 40s driving this Lexus SUV (license plate 6EJF) really needed to hang up the cell phone she was holding in her hand and pay attention to road conditions around her. We were traveling north on Beverly Glen during the thick of evening rush [...]

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Clueless Tailgating Transplant Still Doesn’t Know CA Driving Laws

Idiocy Meter      Asshole Meter      Alright people…if you move to California, you have an obligation to pick up that flimsy little driver’s handbook and learn the laws and regulations concerning this state. It’s not exactly heavy reading, and you can easily flip through it while you’re waiting to speak with someone at the [...]

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Tailgating Poser Punk in Shizzy Corolla

Idiocy Meter      Asshole Meter      Last Sunday, we decided to take advantage of the beautiful weather and head up to the Santa Barbara Zoo. Traffic was light and moving along nicely. We were traveling in the #1 lane of the 101 Fwy N, and all the cars in this lane were moving along at [...]

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New California Booster Law in Effect on January 1, 2012

Idiocy Meter      Asshole Meter     There is a new California booster law going in effect on January 1, 2012, which states that children under 8 or children under 4 feet 9 inches in height (including children 8 or older) must be buckled into a booster seat in the back seat. Previously, the booster law [...]

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Merry Christmas, and Watch Out for Assnuts

Idiocy Meter      Asshole Meter     Merry Christmas, everyone! I hope you’re all enjoying your extended holiday. We averted a minor fire in our house from an Illuminations candle that went rogue. Word of advice, if you notice the flame going out of control, don’t cut the wick. Rather, scoop out some excess wax instead. [...]

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