speeding | L.A. Can't Drive - Part 2

Useless Punk Asserting Juvenile Aggression

Idiocy Meter   Asshole Meter   Here’s another leapfrogging punk in Sherman Oaks that deserves and honorable mention. The license plate on his Mercedes is 6SUF…for selfish, ugly, fuc*er. I was traveling east on Burbank Blvd. in relatively light traffic, and this car-jumping fool pulls up to my right and starts to race me in [...]

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Private School Brat Runs a Red Light to Net 50 Feet

Idiocy Meter   Asshole Meter   This kid’s dad might want to think twice about having given his son a Range Rover (license plate 6PIV). This little speeding, tailgating punk just screamed private school brat. He’s a proud 2012 graduating senior, though, which one could gather from the large inscription written in red soap across [...]

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Brunette in Honda Screams Horrible L.A. Stereotype

Idiocy Meter     Asshole Meter      Here’s another L.A. stereotype: a texting, tailgating, speeding, non-signaling whore with a vanity plate. Her vanity plate said something along the lines of “it fits the both of us”, and she’s driving a Honda Fit. Oh. How clever. Then again, maybe it was pretty clever for someone whose bulb [...]

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Too Impatient to Wait a Few Hundred Feet

Idiocy Meter      Asshole Meter      The impatient driver of this Jeep Liberty (license plate 5LRC) felt that he had the “freedom” to cross over double yellow lines into the carpool lane from the #1 lane on the 210 Fwy E. Sorry for the horrible pun, but I am sleep-deprived, and so corny jokes really [...]

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Tailgating Poser Punk in Shizzy Corolla

Idiocy Meter      Asshole Meter      Last Sunday, we decided to take advantage of the beautiful weather and head up to the Santa Barbara Zoo. Traffic was light and moving along nicely. We were traveling in the #1 lane of the 101 Fwy N, and all the cars in this lane were moving along at [...]

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