Posted on February 4th, 2012 by I-95, U-405
Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Here’s another L.A. stereotype: a texting, tailgating, speeding, non-signaling whore with a vanity plate. Her vanity plate said something along the lines of “it fits the both of us”, and she’s driving a Honda Fit. Oh. How clever. Then again, maybe it was pretty clever for someone whose bulb [...]
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Posted on January 17th, 2012 by I-95, U-405
Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter The impatient driver of this Jeep Liberty (license plate 5LRC) felt that he had the “freedom” to cross over double yellow lines into the carpool lane from the #1 lane on the 210 Fwy E. Sorry for the horrible pun, but I am sleep-deprived, and so corny jokes really [...]
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Posted on January 14th, 2012 by I-95, U-405
Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Last Sunday, we decided to take advantage of the beautiful weather and head up to the Santa Barbara Zoo. Traffic was light and moving along nicely. We were traveling in the #1 lane of the 101 Fwy N, and all the cars in this lane were moving along at [...]
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Posted on January 10th, 2012 by I-95, U-405
Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter My general contractor sucks harder than a piglet on a sow’s tit, so service personnel have been on my sh*t list lately. I tried looking up JZ Services on the internet by name and using part of the phone number that I managed to capture in the photo, but [...]
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Posted on December 25th, 2011 by I-95, U-405
Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Merry Christmas, everyone! I hope you’re all enjoying your extended holiday. We averted a minor fire in our house from an Illuminations candle that went rogue. Word of advice, if you notice the flame going out of control, don’t cut the wick. Rather, scoop out some excess wax instead. [...]
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