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Arrogant Older Lady in Red Toyota Prius Parks Like a Jackass

Idiocy Meter     Asshole Meter      Here’s another Pri-ass driver (license plate 6BQK) who unfortunately gives hybrid drivers a bad name. The parking lot at the Bed Bath & Beyond in Studio City on Ventura near Whitsett is bad enough that people don’t need to make it worse parking like a geometrically challenged moron. Not […]






Senile Granny Almost Collides Head-on with Oncoming Traffic

Idiocy Meter     Asshole Meter      Huh? Wha? Uh… Hmm? If there were thought bubbles hovering over this Cadillac ATS (license plate 7ARC) driven by this old lady, that’s what they would say. She also had a handicap placard dangling from her rearview mirror, which for some reason so many drivers in this town don’t […]






Senile Handicapped Senior Leisurely Runs a Red Light on a Left Turn

Idiocy Meter      Asshole Meter       Sorry for the absence, but my family and I took a much needed vacation and headed off to Disney World in Florida. I didn’t get a good look at the drivers down there since I was preoccupied with my kids on the courtesy buses most of the time. However, […]






Senile Fartbag in Nissan Quest Bouncing Along the Freeway

Idiocy Meter      Asshole Meter       What’s old, hairy, and drives a crappy maroon Nissan Quest? This oblivious douche in front of us who nearly collided with our front bumper on the I-5 S while changing lanes in front of us. This impatient jackass had the sudden impulse in moderate to heavy traffic near the […]






Camping in Carpool Lanes Is Very Un-Valentinesy

Idiocy Meter      Asshole Meter       Happy Valentine’s Day! We all have someone we love in our lives, but why not pay it forward and do something unselfish behind the wheel for others? Furthermore, why only wait to do this on a pointless Hallmark holiday? Let’s sprinkle a little good feeling in the air by […]