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The Nation’s Least Knowledgeable Drivers

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter I recently came across this article about the latest GMAC Insurance National Driver’s Test for 2009.  The test, going on its fifth year, measures one’s basic knowledge of driving laws and rules of the road.  I know I’m a few months late covering this, but I thought I should share it [...]

Headlightless Little Old Lady in Hyundai

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter It’s been awhile since we had a post about people driving around in the dark without their low beam headlights on.  Trust me, the drivers are still out there, but it’s not very easy to capture photos of these morons, especially since most of the photos come out blurry.  However, this [...]

Ignoring Signs and Nearly Hitting Me in the Process

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter The old borderline senior citizen driving this VW Passat perfectly illustrated why it sucks to drive in this town.  I took this photo at the Trader Joe’s in Toluca Lake.  First of all, the fairly small parking lot was about half empty, so this lady should have been content with that [...]

The Archetype of Grumpy Old Men in Caddy

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter This angry, geriatric piece of horse sh*t gets fast-tracked to today’s post.  I see fungi like this driving around the west side all the time, but it’s been awhile since I encountered a prick this bad in the Valley.  I was traveling east on Camarillo taking my son home from his [...]

Another Impatient Senior Soon to Join Our Ranks

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter How many sideswipe near-misses do you need in one long city block for you to get the message that you just suck as a driver?  How about 3?  The borderline senior citizen in his late 50′s/early 60′s in this silver Mercedes CLK 430 needs to calm the frack down behind the [...]