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Parking Blunders from Both Coasts

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Here’s a few more parking pictures for your enjoyment.  They don’t really need much explanation.  The above photo was submitted by a reader in Santa Clarita:
“This is a picture of some numbnuts in our condo complex in Santa Clarita that just couldn’t [...]

Parking on Sidewalks Is a Bad Idea

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This picture is pretty self-explanatory.  You can’t even escape the egocentric behavior of L.A. drivers when you’re not behind the wheel.  Now you see this a lot in Europe, but certainly not in America.  Alas, L.A. fails to disappoint when it comes [...]

“Clueless” Isn’t Just a Movie…It’s a Biography

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God, I wish we could’ve gotten a picture of this one. Hopefully the diagram will make sense. I got this photo of this strip mall by Ventura and Radford from GoogleMaps. The red oval was a white Infinity G35 [...]

Inconsideration Prevails in Griffith Park Fire Evacuation

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I was living on the Upperwest Side and was stuck in Flushing Meadows in New York City during the northeast blackout of 2003. People were patiently walking in droves over miles to wherever they needed to be. Drivers were giving strangers rides to the bridges connecting the boroughs. [...]

A Few More Inches Can Go a Long Way (Not What You Think)

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Yes, folks, size is everything. This is what I mean: Here’s a submission regarding another poor parking job. With vehicles getting larger and larger and parking spaces more or less staying the same size (how many townships or mall parking [...]

The Community Speaks Out on Bad Parking Job

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When I got this submission, I nearly snorted my coffee out of my nose. When the tearing stopped, I zoomed in to see if “asshole!” was actually written on this person’s bumper (using lipstick, I think). Looked real to me! [...]

An Education on Parking “Space”

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Uh, hey there, Ms. Xterra….I’m sorry, but…this is just not working out. I’m feeling completely stifled, and you’re constantly invading my personal space. It’s not me, it’s you…sorry, but you want me to be honest with you, right? I [...]

L.A. Can’t Park for Shizzle

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I’ve been getting quite a few “L.A. Can’t Park” submissions, so I’m starting a new category today for “Parking”. What better way to start out than this submission of a Ford F-series pickup truck:
“Here’s BONDO KING! There is a shortage [...]