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Mom Leaves Young Daughter Alone in Running SUV

Exhibit A: Exhibit B: Idiocy Meter     Asshole Meter   Moronic mom of the year here. Full marks on both counts for such an egocentric, asinine maneuver. The submitter of these photos purposely made the license plates impossible to read (BMW X5) because she didn’t want Child Protective Services knocking on this woman’s door. Sure, […]






Arrogant Older Lady in Red Toyota Prius Parks Like a Jackass

Idiocy Meter     Asshole Meter      Here’s another Pri-ass driver (license plate 6BQK) who unfortunately gives hybrid drivers a bad name. The parking lot at the Bed Bath & Beyond in Studio City on Ventura near Whitsett is bad enough that people don’t need to make it worse parking like a geometrically challenged moron. Not […]






Jackass Parking Job by Behemoth Ford Pickup

Idiocy Meter     Asshole Meter     We don’t really post videos on this blog, which makes it harder to convey the asinine bullheaded behavior we see on a regular basis on our roads. However, some photos like this one need very little explanation. I doubt that the owner of this Ford F-whogivesafu*kitsstillhuge pickup (license plate […]






Pickup Driver’s Lazy Parking Job in Santa Barbara

Idiocy Meter      Asshole Meter       The above photo was taken in Southern California and sent to us at the end of June: “On vacation here in Santa Barbara with my wife. We went to Ralphs to pick up food for the US vs. Portugal game and found this.” Yes, this wasn’t taken in L.A., […]






Arrogant Lady in Jetta Parks Wherever She Pleases

Idiocy Meter      Asshole Meter       Here’s a submission we received in the end of May that demonstrates the all too prevalent Los Angeles sense of entitlement. I would say that the arrogance being demonstrated here is surprising, but sadly that would be a lie: “We pay for our spots at the office– we only […]