observation | L.A. Can't Drive - Part 2

Parallel Park Much?

Idiocy Meter      Asshole Meter    Before I talk about the idiot in this Toyota minivan, allow me to give an honorable mention to the oblivious, toolbag in the Ford Edge that was driving behind me this afternoon on Moorpark. I was stopped at a red light in the #2 lane at Moorpark and Hazeltine [...]

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Texting Teen Transplants in Ford Mustang

Idiocy Meter      Asshole Meter    I’ve been harsh on native drivers recently, so I thought it would only be fair to point out some bad driving from some transplants. After all, our poor driver problems in L.A. can’t be associated with any one group in particular, though subjectively I feel that Escalade and [...]

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Clueless Native Doesn’t Know What Mirrors Are For

Idiocy Meter    Asshole Meter   This submission doesn’t have a photo, but it’s certainly worth mentioning: “I was just almost sideswiped by some stupid bitch driving a sedan (License plate 4K*****) on Artesia near Hawthorne. This twat thought it was perfectly acceptable to hit my car when changing lanes, instead of checking her mirrors. [...]

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A Pathetic Snapshot of Rain-Related Ignorance

Idiocy Meter   Asshole Meter   Remember the heavy rains we had a week ago? Well, even at a simple random intersection of Van Nuys and Burbank Blvd., you can see six different cars driving around in rainy, cloudy, dim lit conditions without their head or taillights on. People always say that Angelenos can’t drive [...]

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Angelyne’s Barbie Pink Corvette Almost Hit My Car

Angelyne almost hit my car last weekend on the 101 Freeway. It’s always fun to bump into a local celebrity (we saw her last at the Cost Plus World Market at the Grove a couple years ago), but not when doing so involves a high-speed collision. I’m withholding the asshole and idiocy meters this time [...]

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