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Maroon Ghost Rider in Glendale

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When you’re driving around on much roomier Valley streets, the number of cars cruising around at night without headlights on really jumps out at you. Most of us know that there are certain driving basics in play whenever you get behind [...]

July 19 - L.A. Idiot Pride Day?

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Wow, the idiots out today! Seriously, it boggles my mind why so many drivers just can’t grasp that others drivers share the road with them. I was coming back from a class I was taking in Beverly Hills, driving north [...]

Left Turn Only Lanes Are for Left Turns…ONLY

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Making stupid mistakes and forcing others to pay for them is a common occurrence on the streets of L.A. Case in point, the arrogant tool driving this van was driving south on Coldwater on my left. As you get deeper [...]

Signaling Left to Go Right, and More

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Here we go, yet another Prius driver who doesn’t have a clue about how to drive. I wish Angelenos will one day stop treating the Prius as an “image” car, because people here who tend to buy things because they’re trendy, [...]

Argumentative Clueless Crone

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Back in 2006 when I decided to create this blog, one of my colleagues at the time gave me this by Bruce Eric Kaplan. Since I have a story to share today that really typifies the synergy of L.A.’s idiotic and [...]

Two Looks at Clueless and Aggressive

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Talk about Saturday morning malaise. I first notice this lady driving her white Pontiac as she’s pulling out of a driveway off of Oak across from the Starbucks. She proceeded to cross the grassy median and then made a left [...]

Sexually Frustrated Tailgater on I-5

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We were traveling south on the I-5 to Disneyland to check out the new Toy Story ride (totally awesome, by the way, though it looked like everyone was choking the chicken in this interactive 3-D shooter ) and encountered this road raging [...]

Fidgety Idiot in Audi

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We came across this paranoid dude in a silver Audi with a black trunk who looked like he was tripping on bad hash on Santa Monica in West L.A., just off the 405 freeway. We were sitting at a red light [...]

Clueless Aggressive Lady in Explorer Sport Trac

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I first noticed this ugly, frizzy-haired, non-signaling biatch in her 40’s driving behind us in this Ford Explorer Sport Trac XLT on Little Santa Monica when she attempted to get into the left turn only lane by Beverly Dr. ahead of us [...]

Yellowjackass Mustang

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Why do so many drivers in L.A. act as if no one ever drives behind them? Case in point: the tool driving this yellow Mustang (another sucky Mustang driver) with black skunk stripes almost came to a full stop in the [...]