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Applying Makeup While Moving in Rush Hour Freeway Traffic

Idiocy Meter    Asshole Meter     Summer is over, at least when it pertains to kids going back to school. So as the roads get more congested, watch out for oblivious drivers like this brunette in her new BMW 428i on the eastbound 134 Fwy near Forest Lawn. We snapped this photo during rush hour. […]

Stubborn Ignorance of Yielding to Pedestrians and Oncoming Traffic

Idiocy Meter    Asshole Meter    Wow does time fly, serious apologies for not updating the site with new submissions. Here’s one we got a few months ago via text message: “This guy. Takes a quick left in front of oncoming traffic, instead of yielding, and then brakes in front of oncoming traffic because he […]

Jackhole in Company Van Leapfrogs by Driving into Opposing Traffic

Idiocy Meter     Asshole Meter    Here’s a brilliant idea to think about. If you own a business and advertise it on your vehicle, don’t break the law while driving it! Common sense right? Not so for the stereotypical horrible Angeleno driver…more like college level statistics in terms of comprehension difficulty. This moron in […]

Purr-fectly Distracted Toyota Rav4 Driver

Idiocy Meter   Asshole Meter     As the late Bill Compton once said, puns were the highest form of humor back in his day. Today they’re corny, but I just couldn’t help myself. A couple weeks ago as we were driving along the 134 Fwy E between Glendale and Pasadena when we noticed a white Toyota […]

Clueless Aggressive Leapfrogging Pickup Passes on Freeway Shoulder

Idiocy Meter   Asshole Meter   This submission from one of our regular contributors who owns a kick-ass dash cam shows classic, senseless Los Angeles leapfrogging behavior. Late to work one day because of a slowdown on the freeway? You can likely blame assholes like this moron driving a pickup. “You know that’s not a […]