cell phone | L.A. Can't Drive - Part 2

Lazy Parker Fiending for Taco Bell Diagonally Parks Across Three Lanes

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter I was on the radio a bit this morning for Patti Neighmond’s NPR piece on Road Rage. We got a lot of great new comments and submissions for the site. Remember, stories don’t have to have photos. Just vent to us, and we’ll post it. The above ratings only apply to [...]

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Clueless Texting Lane-Weaving Native in Minivan

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter We saw this likely L.A.–or at least California–native (license plate 3PK) weaving in the #1 lane as we approached her from the carpool lane on the 405 Fwy South this past weekend. When we came alongside this faded green minivan, I saw this moronic brunette texting like gangbusters. First of all, [...]

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Texting Moron in Audi During Rush Hour

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter When I first started this blog five years ago, Mustang and Escalade drivers took the top prize for being the biggest dicks on the road. Since then, Audi drivers have clearly become the most egregious, aggressive, arrogant drivers on the road in my book. Give me a locker room lineup, and [...]

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Broken Taillight Still Equals Poor Driver Most of the Time

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Before I talk about the asshole in this photo, let me share a story with you sent to me by someone who works closely with law enforcement that clearly demonstrates the degree of how distracted drivers can be while talking on their cell phones: “Hanford is south of Fresno and west [...]

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No Headlights and Browsing on His Phone in the Rain

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter I can’t believe I’m still mentioning this after nearly five years of living here full-time, but people: turn 0n your friggen headlights when your wipers are in motion. Hell, the rain was so bad today that even if you didn’t know that this was a state law since 2005, anyone with [...]

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