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Brunette in Honda Screams Horrible L.A. Stereotype

Idiocy Meter     Asshole Meter      Here’s another L.A. stereotype: a texting, tailgating, speeding, non-signaling whore with a vanity plate. Her vanity plate said something along the lines of “it fits the both of us”, and she’s driving a Honda Fit. Oh. How clever. Then again, maybe it was pretty clever for someone whose bulb [...]

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Freeway Driving Without Head or Taillights While Browsing on His Cell

Idiocy Meter   Asshole Meter    I took a photo of this middle-aged guy in this dark red Mustang a few days ago. He was on the 134 Fwy and got off at the Buena Vista exit. Wait, what’s this? Did I say he was driving on the freeway? But his headlights aren’t on! I [...]

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Inattentive, Aggressive Lady in Lexus SUV

Idiocy Meter    Asshole Meter   The ugly, aggressive biznatch in her 40s driving this Lexus SUV (license plate 6EJF) really needed to hang up the cell phone she was holding in her hand and pay attention to road conditions around her. We were traveling north on Beverly Glen during the thick of evening rush [...]

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Lazy Parker Fiending for Taco Bell Diagonally Parks Across Three Lanes

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter I was on the radio a bit this morning for Patti Neighmond’s NPR piece on Road Rage. We got a lot of great new comments and submissions for the site. Remember, stories don’t have to have photos. Just vent to us, and we’ll post it. The above ratings only apply to [...]

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Clueless Texting Lane-Weaving Native in Minivan

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter We saw this likely L.A.–or at least California–native (license plate 3PK) weaving in the #1 lane as we approached her from the carpool lane on the 405 Fwy South this past weekend. When we came alongside this faded green minivan, I saw this moronic brunette texting like gangbusters. First of all, [...]

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