2012 January | L.A. Can't Drive - Part 2

Clueless Grandpa Pulling a Split Second Exit

Idiocy Meter      Asshole Meter      The old, borderline senior driving this shizzy Dodge Grand Caravan (license plate 5HYX) is a perfect example of the litany of oblivious driving that complements the aggressive assholes in this town. We were driving on the 101 Fwy N heading toward the 405 Fwy interchange. This clueless fool [...]

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Brand New Pickup Has Asshole Owner

Idiocy Meter   Asshole Meter    Well, this is just great. Another aggressive, impatient, arrogant piece of rat sh*t on our roads in a brand new, unplated pickup truck. I was driving home from picking up my son at daycare during evening rush hour. We were on Burbank Blvd. going west, where the street frequently [...]

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Too Impatient to Wait a Few Hundred Feet

Idiocy Meter      Asshole Meter      The impatient driver of this Jeep Liberty (license plate 5LRC) felt that he had the “freedom” to cross over double yellow lines into the carpool lane from the #1 lane on the 210 Fwy E. Sorry for the horrible pun, but I am sleep-deprived, and so corny jokes really [...]

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Tailgating Poser Punk in Shizzy Corolla

Idiocy Meter      Asshole Meter      Last Sunday, we decided to take advantage of the beautiful weather and head up to the Santa Barbara Zoo. Traffic was light and moving along nicely. We were traveling in the #1 lane of the 101 Fwy N, and all the cars in this lane were moving along at [...]

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Oblivious Senior Drives into Pedestrian Only Area in Parking Structure

Idiocy Meter      Asshole Meter     Remember that catastrophic Santa Monica farmer’s market incident, where a really old senior citizen plowed through the market in his car, killing a few pedestrians along the way? Well, I suppose we have to be thankful that this  pedestrian walking area at the Sherman Oaks Galleria is small enough [...]

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