2012 January | L.A. Can't Drive

Freeway Driving Without Head or Taillights While Browsing on His Cell

Idiocy Meter   Asshole Meter    I took a photo of this middle-aged guy in this dark red Mustang a few days ago. He was on the 134 Fwy and got off at the Buena Vista exit. Wait, what’s this? Did I say he was driving on the freeway? But his headlights aren’t on! I [...]

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Old Senile Relic Doesn’t Know How to Lock His Vehicle

Idiocy Meter   Asshole Meter   Listen, I don’t have a problem with old people driving, as long as they can show that they have the physical aptitude and mental acuity necessary to drive safely. For those of you who have been following this blog for years, you know that I’m a strong advocate for [...]

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Inattentive, Aggressive Lady in Lexus SUV

Idiocy Meter    Asshole Meter   The ugly, aggressive biznatch in her 40s driving this Lexus SUV (license plate 6EJF) really needed to hang up the cell phone she was holding in her hand and pay attention to road conditions around her. We were traveling north on Beverly Glen during the thick of evening rush [...]

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Illegal Leapfrogging Punk in Chevy HHR

Idiocy Meter   Asshole Meter     Sometime last year, the city screwed with the lanes on Wilshire Blvd. by Sepulveda and the 405 Fwy on/off-ramps in Brentwood. Previously, if you were going east toward the freeway in the #1 lane, you had the option of either going straight or making a left to go [...]

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Clueless Tailgating Transplant Still Doesn’t Know CA Driving Laws

Idiocy Meter      Asshole Meter      Alright people…if you move to California, you have an obligation to pick up that flimsy little driver’s handbook and learn the laws and regulations concerning this state. It’s not exactly heavy reading, and you can easily flip through it while you’re waiting to speak with someone at the [...]

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