2011 December | L.A. Can't Drive

Happy New Year

Idiocy Meter    Asshole Meter   Happy New Year, everyone! Be safe in your bacchanals and for everyone’s sake, please don’t drive drunk. Police officers often hone in on cars driving around at night without their head or taillights lit on celebratory nights like New Year’s Eve to arrest people driving under the influence of [...]

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More Rainy Day Duh Moments

Idiocy Meter    Asshole Meter   One baby was sleep-walking last night, and the other is nocturnal and eats like a horse. Hence, I’m pretty pooped after a long day of errands. So I apologize for once again dipping into the archives of idiocy, but nonetheless here you go. As we approach rain season toward [...]

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New California Booster Law in Effect on January 1, 2012

Idiocy Meter      Asshole Meter     There is a new California booster law going in effect on January 1, 2012, which states that children under 8 or children under 4 feet 9 inches in height (including children 8 or older) must be buckled into a booster seat in the back seat. Previously, the booster law [...]

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Merry Christmas, and Watch Out for Assnuts

Idiocy Meter      Asshole Meter     Merry Christmas, everyone! I hope you’re all enjoying your extended holiday. We averted a minor fire in our house from an Illuminations candle that went rogue. Word of advice, if you notice the flame going out of control, don’t cut the wick. Rather, scoop out some excess wax instead. [...]

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More Blind Freeway Driving in the Rain

Idiocy Meter      Asshole Meter     I want to apologize for my absence this week, but I’ve been swamped with the arrival of the newest member to my family. We’re back from the hospital and are pretty much awake around the clock. With that said, please indulge my sporadic posts for the time being. I’ll [...]

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