2011 November | L.A. Can't Drive - Part 2

Holding a Dog While Driving Is Apparently Still Legal

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter So I have a confession to make. For the longest time, I thought it was illegal to have dogs either in your hands or on your lap while you’re driving. Back in 2008, two years after this blog had been running, Assemblyman Bill Maze (R) introduced AB2233, which would have prohibited [...]

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Checking up on our Santa Clarita Hydrant

Exhibit A: Exhibit B: Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter It’s been awhile since we’ve seen what’s going on with our favorite little red hydrant up by Jakes Way and Eleanor Circle in Santa Clarita. Have drivers up there finally learned their lesson? I think not. Here’s what our submitter reported: “Nothing like blocking in the car [...]

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Possible Hydroplaning Leads to Accident

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Here’s a submission the other day that had to deal with the aftermath of an accident: “I have no way of explaining what happened here. I was going east on Nordhoff to my job when I see this Mustang that had crashed on to the bus stop at Nordhoff & Reseda. [...]

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Classic Unobservant Aggressive Behavior

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter In the twelve years I was driving in the New York City metro area, I didn’t get into a single accident. I had a lot of close calls, but the drivers, though aggressive, are much more attentive than the drivers out here. In Los Angeles, we had two rear-enders in the [...]

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Clueless, Road Raging Young Woman in Mercedes ML350

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Alright folks, total bitch alert. Watch out for this spoiled, chunky, late 20′s, biznatch brunette (dirty blonde) in a black Mercedes ML350 BlueTEC SUV (license plate 6LPC) that daddy bought her. This clueless, road-hogging wench clearly doesn’t understand the definition of morning rush hour, as she was viciously tailgating me and [...]

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