2011 October | L.A. Can't Drive

A Slew of Angry Seniors

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter I consistently see bad driver patterns come in waves, and this most recent wave consists of selfish, arrogant blue-haired denizens of Los Angeles. Though I wasn’t able to get a photo of it today, I was nearing my Wilshire Blvd West exit on the 405 South today and was in the [...]

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Texting Moron in Audi During Rush Hour

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter When I first started this blog five years ago, Mustang and Escalade drivers took the top prize for being the biggest dicks on the road. Since then, Audi drivers have clearly become the most egregious, aggressive, arrogant drivers on the road in my book. Give me a locker room lineup, and [...]

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Revisiting the Rampant California Freeway Cut

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter I’ve been running into a lot of native asshole drivers lately. Granted, the drivers could’ve been transplants who bought used cars in California, but the bulk of drivers owning vehicles with license plates that start with a 3 or 4 can be safely deemed as long-time California residents. Anyway, this guy [...]

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Aggressive Arm Danglers Never Signal

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter I went through my archives and found this photo taken on Melrose in Hollywood a couple months ago. Someone wrote to me the other day asking what was up with all these punks dangling their arms out their windows like limp dicks while they drive. That doesn’t really bother me as [...]

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Leapfrogging on Laurel Canyon

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Before we moved into our new home, we were temporarily living in Valley Village/Studio City. As a result, I had to revisit a morning commute through Laurel Canyon for a couple months that completely sucks balls. If you’re gay, then the commute completely licks twat. Anyway, the trip over the hill [...]

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