2011 July | L.A. Can't Drive

Blind and Clueless on La Brea

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter We have survived the move, and I’m temporarily residing in Studio City while my new house is undergoing upgrades and repairs. Before I talk about the clueless girl driving this PT Cruiser, I did want to give recognition to the litany of morons at Riverside and Whitsett who either completely ignored [...]

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Creeping in the OC

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter I want to apologize in advance if my posts become a bit erratic the next couple of weeks. I’m in the process of moving, so hopefully I’ll be able to squeeze a post in here and there. Before I talk about this submission, I did want to give a nice shout-out [...]

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Cell Phone Chatting Red Light (4)Runner

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter This fat, dark curly-haired jackass with glasses in this shizzy-looking Toyota 4Runner (license plate 5NVY) was firing on all cylinders on the moron scale. This fool was too busy chatting away into his cell phone that he was holding in his hand to pay attention to where he was going that [...]

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Rants to Share

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Sorry for the lack of posts, but I was out of town with some friends visiting from New York. Before I talk about this latest toolbag by our favorite little hydrant in Santa Clarita, I wanted to share some stories and thoughts that were sent to me via email and our [...]

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Parking and Planking

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter We’re back at our fire hydrant in Santa Clarita at Eleanor Circle and Jakes Way. It seems that more brains are starting to short-circuit with our summer, valley heat waves. There has been a recent uptick of illegal parking jobs all over town, and more specifically by our favorite little red [...]

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