2011 June | L.A. Can't Drive - Part 2

Learn How to Double-Park Without Being a Dick

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter First off, I want to apologize in advance for sporadic posts and tardy approvals on comments from new users. My family and I just sold our home and are in the process of packing and moving. Now, without further ado, here’s a submission sent to me a few days ago: “This [...]

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Lack of Class

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter It’s been awhile since we got an update from our little red hydrant at Eleanor Circle and Jakes Way in Santa Clarita. Perhaps that’s a good thing, since citations in that area have picked up as we’ve been consistently highlighting that location on this site. Nevertheless, here’s what one of our [...]

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Smacking into a Fence in a T-Intersection

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter A reader who took this photo near the Poinsettia recreation center sent this to me a couple days ago. He came across this mess after the car was presumably towed away. You can still see pieces of the vehicle on the grass. My guess is that this was a classic drunk [...]

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Interchange Hopping, Shoulder Riding Moron in Hyundai

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Hyundai’s are shizzy cars. Wait, let me say it like this: HYUNDAIs!!! are shizzy cars (after all, this particular one was a Hyundai Accent). They were shizzy while I was growing up…a poor man’s Far East vehicle. Sure, the company’s made advancements since then, but my biases have remained. And lookie [...]

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Cocky Cigarette Ashing, Aggressive, Non-Signaling Toolbag

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter I used to be a smoker, so I’m sympathetic to drivers who wish to smoke and drive. However, if you have to smoke and drive in dry, Southern California, ash in your own damn vehicle. And if you have to stick your cancer stick out the window, don’t use it as [...]

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