L.A. Can't Drive

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter In all fairness, this motherfracker hails from Alaska. However, with the way she was driving, she might as well hail from Venice Beach. This fat moronic brunette and her equally sedentary friend in the passenger seat were driving on the 405 Fwy S. in her Acura Legend with her eyes half [...]

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Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Yesterday, I was in line order my Subway sandwich for lunch when this stereotypical, self-entitled, plastic-surgeried, late 40′s hozbeast was creating a big stink about her sandwich. Besides asking a billion questions, as if ordering a sandwich were some intellectual feat of herculean proportions, she was losing patience with the employee [...]

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Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter No matter where you are, lookie loos who dawdle by traffic accidents on the freeway exponentially increase the time it takes for us to commute to and from work. However, lookie loos in L.A. are particularly bad because of the below average awareness the typical Angeleno has for those around him [...]

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Exhibit A: Exhibit B: Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter What’s the stereotypical thing an Angeleno can do after buying a brand new car? Get a ticket for parking like an apathetic, lazy jackass. These photos were submitted by our reporter up in Santa Clarita: “Here we are at the hydrant again, and we have a brand [...]

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Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter What’s the ultimate stoner burger in Southern California? In ‘N’ Out, baby! Now I’m not saying that the likely native Cali driver of this old Mitsubishi Montero was stoned; however, it is important to note that police officers often look at cars driving around at night without headlights on as possible [...]

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