2011 April | L.A. Can't Drive

Moronic Native in Old Minivan Enforcing Speed Limit on Freeway

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter The clueless twit driving this old Toyota minivan was traveling in the #1 lane on the 405 Fwy South in light traffic. Let me ask him this question: If you’re pushing your vehicle to the limit going 65, and yet you’re still not keeping up with traffic and cars in the [...]

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Classic L.A. Creeping and Leapfrogging

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Let these last few posts be a shout-out to our favorite L.A. classics! Today’s honorable mention is an un-plated, brand new Ford Edge in Sherman Oaks. This toolbag is guilty of creeping and attempted leapfrogging. For those of you new to the site, creeping is when a driver, while stopped at [...]

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The Stereotypical Dumb, Arrogant L.A. Trophy Wife

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Do you see that white Mercedes SUV in the #1 lane on the 405 Fwy in this photo? No, this isn’t a photographic illusion; the bitchy, desperate trophy housewife behind the wheel really is bumper humping the pool boy ahead of her at 70+ MPH. I first encountered this blinged out, [...]

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Battering Ram – The L.A. Method to Creating One’s Own Right-of-Way

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Good god, has anyone’s allergies been as bad as mine lately? Hot, cold, dry, humid…two days ago, I worked on a job in Griffith Park, and I was seriously dying out on the baseball diamond. During the shoot, gardeners were cutting grass, as well. Oh joy. Needless to say, I’ve been [...]

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Oblivious Luxury Hybrid Driver Slows Traffic

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Alright, so kudos for driving a hybrid vehicle. Big boo for driving like another self-entitled L.A. eco-snob with your head stuck up your ass. Who in their right mind under 70 years of age thinks it’s a brilliant idea to cruise along at 20 mph in pre-rush hour traffic on a [...]

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