2010 October | L.A. Can't Drive - Part 2

Multiple Violations from Distracted Cell Phone User

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter As days are getting shorter, we find ourselves turning on our headlights at earlier times of the evening.  But here in L.A., you will always have more than your fair share of drivers driving around at dusk or at night without their headlights on. Not only did this oblivious driver in [...]

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Apathy to Parking Regulations

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter In the comment threads, people have been discussing whether painting a curb red will help deter drivers from parking in a no parking zone.  There have been plenty of photos on this blog that clearly show that the answer is no.  If a lazy, selfish driver wants to park in a [...]

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Angry, Aggressive Sow in Jetta

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Someone’s pissed off, and this time it’s not me.  We saw this fat, scowling brunette in a dented green VW Jetta (license plate 5JNG) viciously tailgating other drivers and indiscriminately weaving between cars without signaling on the 134 Fwy East in very light traffic.  And when I say traffic was light, [...]

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Inexplicable Aggressive Behavior

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter OK, seriously, if you see a driver with vanity plates in Southern California on a car other than a collector’s classic, chances are that driver is an arrogant, aggressive jackass. Of course this generalization doesn’t always apply, but it’s a pretty solid rule of thumb.  The road raging, clueless, non-signaling twatbag [...]

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Total Divo Prick in Blue Honda

Exhibit A: Exhibit B: Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter This androgynous male sporting female sunglasses in a bubble gum blue Honda (license plate 5XKS) embodied all the negative stereotypes of Hollywood.  I was on the 405 Fwy S in the second to slowest lane on the freeway when I first noticed this small-dicked divo filling up [...]

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