2010 July | L.A. Can't Drive

Parallel Parking Whack Job

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Quick! How far are you allowed to park from the curb when you parallel park on the street? If you answered not as far as what this lazy jackass did in his Chevy pickup, then you’re correct.  This submission also came from Santa Clarita, and apparently the owner of this truck [...]

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Jakes Way Red Hydrant Update

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Another submission…and today’s contestant at Jakes Way and Eleanor Circle in Santa Clarita is….. By the way, is it just me or are we all seeing more cars on the road with matte finish paint jobs? Just wondering….

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Hear ye, Hear ye! Jackass Coming Through!

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Some people misunderstand me when I talk about speeding. Let me clarify: I’m a firm believer of moving along with the flow of traffic, regardless of the posted speed limit. I also am a huge proponent of slower traffic keeping to the right on the freeways. With that said, I feel [...]

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Another Night, Another Stereotype Reinforced

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Alright, my people (I’m talking about Asians)…if you don’t like the stereotype that we can’t drive, then step the hell up to the plate.  Last night, I was driving home from Santa Monica on local roads, the 405 North, the 101 South, and the 134 East from 8 PM to 9 [...]

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Arrogant Punk in Ford Roadblock, I Mean F-150

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter We’ve all been guilty of “blocking the box” from time to time. Maybe we had a momentary lapse of concentration and didn’t realize that traffic ahead of us hadn’t moved enough for us to proceed forward and clear the intersection. In this particular rush hour scenario in Brentwood on Wilshire Blvd. [...]

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