Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Ahh, classic L.A. parking example. My wife took this one on Kling St. in Burbank by the Avalon apartment complexes. I thought I saw bad parking jobs on Goshen, but this one was so flagrantly fakakta and indicative of the L.A. egocentric mentality. I’ve heard of love-tapping bumpers while parking–a common [...]
Filed under: aggressive, parking | 6 Comments »
Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter You’ve heard me talk about the juvenile “gangsta lean” behind the steering wheel. Well, senior citizens also stereotypically have a lean or slant while driving: hunched forward, chin below the shoulders, elbows bent with forearms resting on the horn, and hands grabbing the wheel at 11 and 1. Oh, and let’s [...]
Filed under: car lights, clueless, observation | 3 Comments »
Exhibit A: Exhibit B: Exhibit C: Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter One of our regulars wrote to me stating that we are long overdue for bad parking jobs. I wholeheartedly agree…here are a few submissions: “So, I took these beauties this weekend during a visit to the Santa Barbara Zoo. More proof that some people should [...]
Filed under: observation, parking | 7 Comments »
Wow, can you say “traffic clusterfuck”? I took a picture of our nav display this past weekend showing total chaos due to one accident after another near the 10, 5, and 60 Fwys. Eventually, we got a kick out of pressing each icon and hearing the automated voice impassively declare the sorry state of our [...]
Filed under: aggressive, clueless, observation | 6 Comments »
Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter The aggressive jackass driving this old dark green Ford Expedition is another clueless native (license plate 3VWH) who seems to have a difficult time grasping the concept of heavy traffic. We were on the 5 Fwy N coming back from Disneyland when this dumbass started riding our rear in heavy, bumper-to-bumper [...]
Filed under: aggressive, clueless, tailgating | 2 Comments »
