2009 November | L.A. Can't Drive - Part 2

Conceited Jackass in Silver Corvette

Exhibit A: Exhibit B: Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter These photos were taken sometime last week in the aftermath of morning rush hour.  If you take this route every day at the same time and still drive like an impatient, weaving, aggressive fuc*nut, then something clearly isn’t registering in your poor excuse for a brain.  When [...]

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Frontier Forcing a Path Across Highland

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter So I’ve been making it out to my old stomping grounds a bit more often lately for appointments, meeting up with friends, running errands, etc.  And boy, let me tell you, these excursions have been such strong reminders why I started this blog in the first place.  Take this white Nissan [...]

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Infinite Moron

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter I have definitely been encountering a slew of assholes like the one in the above photo of a toolbag in an Infiniti (license plate 6CS for cocksucker), which was submitted by a fellow reader.  These experiences definitely help me look forward to the Thanksgiving holiday, since the city completely clears out, [...]

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Angry Lady in Silver Matrix

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter You know what?  I have yet to encounter a Toyota Matrix driver that hasn’t pissed me off.  I guess it’s a good thing that there aren’t too many of them on our roads.  Take this Asian lady in her mid-40′s (again, thanks for representing our people in such a positive light) [...]

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Dangerous Vindictive Black 4Runner

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter There have been an inordinately large number of impatient fuc*nuts tearing up our roads lately.  Maybe their presence coincides with the Leonid meteor shower.  I wouldn’t be surprised if celestial bodies could have such an adverse effect on the fragile mind of the poor Angeleno driver.  Such primitive aggression, such primitive [...]

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